A Twisted Bard's Tale (An Erotic Erotica Lesbian Short)

A Twisted Bard's Tale (An Erotic Erotica Lesbian Short)

by Selena Kitt

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Did you ever wonder what started the feud between the Capulets and the Montagues? Check out this naughty version of Romeo and Juliet - you’ll be surprised and delighted by this twisted Bard’s tale!

Warning: This title contains graphic language and lesbian sex.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940011299582
Publisher: eXcessica Publishing
Publication date: 01/28/2009
Series: Selena Kitt Freebies
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 8,959
File size: 197 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Get ALL FIVE of Selena Kitt’s FREE READS by joining her mailing list! http://bit.ly/SKMLnews ~*~ Selena Kitt is a NEW YORK TIMES bestselling and award-winning author of erotic and romance fiction. She is one of the highest selling erotic writers in the business with over two million books sold! Her writing embodies everything from the spicy to the scandalous, but watch out-this kitty also has sharp claws and her stories often include intriguing edges and twists that take readers to new, thought-provoking depths. When she’s not pawing away at her keyboard, Selena runs an innovative publishing company (excessica.com) and bookstore (excitica.com), as well as two erotica and erotic romance promotion companies (excitesteam.com and excitespice.com) and she now runs the Erotica Readers and Writers Association. Her books EcoErotica (2009), The Real Mother Goose (2010) and Heidi and the Kaiser (2011) were all Epic Award Finalists. Her only gay male romance, Second Chance, won the Epic Award in Erotica in 2011. Her story, Connections, was one of the runners-up for the 2006 Rauxa Prize, given annually to an erotic short story of “exceptional literary quality.” Her book, Babysitting the Baumgartners, is being made into an adult film by Adam & Eve, starring Mick Blue, Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv and A.J. Applegate. She can be reached on her website at www.selenakitt.com

Read an Excerpt

Lady Capulet heard her daughter's footsteps fading down the hall. Fair Juliet was going to marry Paris. It was settled--her husband had decided the match. He had left for town to brag this morning, leaving it to her to bring news to the girl, and she had done it as well as her own mother had delivered the news to her at such a tender age. She could still remember her mother's hand against her cheek, imploring her to consider. "Elizabeth, he is a fine match!" She had been Juliet's age when she had married into the house of Capulet and she knew what it was to be given into such service.

Although, Juliet was a great deal more headstrong than she had been at that age, she thought. Her daughter was young, and would outgrow it, but her heart led her now. Her heart--and the steady, throbbing pulse beating between her gentle thighs! Lady Capulet smiled. Ah, to be that young again! But no, she wouldn't trade it. She was a lifetime away from the young girl who had lain trembling beneath her husband's sweaty, thrusting body on her wedding night.

She shuddered at the memory, hearing the old nurse knocking at her door.

"Anon, m'lady!" the woman hissed, knocking again. "She is arrived!"

Lady Capulet stood, straightening her gown. She was not so different from her daughter, she realized, even now. She still led with her heart. "Enter."

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A Twisted Bard's Tale (An Erotic / Erotica Lesbian Short) 2.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 316 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is for REVIEWING AND EVALUATING an author's work. Why are we making such a fuss about the offered selections here? You don't have to start a war over something so silly. If you are so convicted about the material presented in a work, simply move on. You're just making yourselves and your faith look stupid whem you get on here just for the sake of flinging about ignorant comments and upsetting the community. I wanted to read reviews about this book because I was womdering if it would be worth my time, but instead I got a thread of arguments and slams made by people who didn't even read it. Stop acting like children. And for those like me who want an honest opinion, this wasn't really the best thing I have ever read, but if you're into this kind of thing, it isn't that bad.
Helen Kraye More than 1 year ago
Twist on an old tale. The lesbian thing might not be for you but i thought it was HOT!!! Wish it was a bit longer but it is a free short story.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was pretty good. I mean for a free short story it lived up to my expectations
Dbon More than 1 year ago
Very nice story but VERY Short!!
Britny Dart More than 1 year ago
Love selena kitt. Always a delight.
James Mullinaux More than 1 year ago
Selena has borrowed from Romeo & Juliette to create for us a steamy scene lesbian love making that leaves us begging for more. If you find such depictions enticing, then this will be your cup of spiced tea. Delightfully delicious! JMax
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
not worth the space it took up on my nook. very short no depth no detail no imagination.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is lesbian erotica, and not my thing. If you want historically themed lesbian erotica this would be okay for you.
Scoobyfan More than 1 year ago
Definitely worth the few minutes it takes to read this short story. I love the spin on the feud between the Capulets and the Montagues. Very clever twist on an age-old story. And to think Romeo and Juliet were the first star-crossed lovers...whatever!
KiraNai More than 1 year ago
Just simply awful. Short and blah. All over horrid.
Nikki Waggoner More than 1 year ago
Good story ... twist ... stupid and unfinshed ending ...
sutchacatch More than 1 year ago
Wow this very short story had my mouth open. I was able to picture the entire scene and I definitly wanted soooo much more!! I enjoyed it.
J B More than 1 year ago
And the cover is hot, not impressed with the rest of the book but maybe you will be...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Juat what was needed ;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The story lacks sexiness.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It wasnt bad.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
i liked the twist but i think it was a little too short and i feel it was missing something but it was good
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Short but H-O-T!!!!!!
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Oh my god
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This story had me masterbating the entire way through.
lizasarusrex More than 1 year ago
This is a different version of the classic story of young Romeo and Juliet. What if things had been different? Maybe a more naughty and dirty version of the story we all thought we were familiar with. Things get heated up in this twisted tale, you'll never think of the story the same.