Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks

Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks

by Ian Watson

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Overview

Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!"
Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
Those are the kinds of films that reduce horror to the level of a Saturday morning cartoon, and this is the book that mocks them. In these pages, you'll find the likes of The Last Exorcism II, Saw 3D, The Fog and that celluloid equivalent of a rhesus monkey, Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sit in stunned awe as the author explains the homoerotic subtext of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, but first you'll download this book. Then you can send a time travelling cow named Dr Moo to assassinate Michael Bay. You know what I'm talking about, people.....

Product Details

BN ID: 2940045484619
Publisher: Ian Watson
Publication date: 12/05/2013
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 264,558
File size: 112 KB

About the Author

"Ian Watson" is the pseudonym of Melvin Bay, Michael Bay's dude piston, who ran away rather than be known as "Megan's Milkman."

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