Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

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With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781442433885
Publisher: Aladdin
Publication date: 09/06/2011
Edition description: Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing
Pages: 336
Sales rank: 741,399
Product dimensions: 5.70(w) x 8.10(h) x 1.10(d)
Lexile: 1110L (what's this?)
Age Range: 10 - 14 Years

About the Author

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.

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Prince of Dorkness

  • School starts again tomorrow. It will be the first time I’ve seen my true love Chloe in two weeks, as she’s been on holiday with her parents in Greece. She invited me to go with them, but I was worried the sun would hurt my skin. Plus, I didn’t want all those mosquitoes sucking my blood. Which is rather hypocritical, I know.

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    Prince of Dorkness 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 22 reviews.
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Great book really funny :) :)
    heff821 More than 1 year ago
    I sat in the store and read the whole book (thanks, Barnes & Noble!) and spent lots of time cracking up. Nigel is hilarious. I will definitely be sharing this one and recommending it for my local library.
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    this book is AWSOME !!!!
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Why is Nigel such a creep? 'Dark Embrace of the Night' Chapter 1 is just creepy, so's Nigel... Why? Good book, ceepy slimeball for a main character. I'm writing a book myself, and this... absolutely weird(at least the main character).I enjoy the booj itself though. Thanks for a good book, amazing.
    Jennie Metzler More than 1 year ago
    I loved the first one. I cant wait to read this one. :)
    Julie Boehm More than 1 year ago
    It was awsome!!!!!and funny
    AprylHannus on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
    Nigel has finally gotten his girlfriend but now he's faced with a new challenge. Deciding weather or not he'll turn her into a vampire so they can be together forever. Chole is quite pushy on the subject and at one point tries to force Nigel to turn her. Another problem that Nigel has is he's starting to loose his powers. Powers he has only had for about a year (the first 100 years were spent without them). He believes he's loosing them because he is no longer dating Chole, who is currently going out with the new boy. The new boy is a big bruit and there's something odd about him. It doesn't take Nigel long to figure out that the new boy (Tyson) is a werewolf! Can Nigel save Chole from this spam eating monster? Since Vampire charm is no longer on his side he'll just have to resort to poetry and sulking.This book is written like a diary by Nigel who is sarcastic and negative. The story is pretty funny though I was a bit upset by the ending. Still it was worth reading.
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Wow ive read this book alot of times
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    I thought this book was an amzing book . It was meaningfull and funny and had a lot of topic. It was very funny book i would recmong thid book to all of my friends and family Love ur 1and only Lillyanna, Y
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    I just love this book so much i mean im not even finished with it and i already love it. Because it just has that twist 2 it. I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Loved it
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    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    It is really funny even though i have not read it yet...hahahahaha i think it is funny and gunna tell my local library to get the book and let people read it... its only a sample though i wish it was the whole book though.
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    My 9 year old grandson absolutely loves this series!!
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Get it . Its so cool oh dont foget the frist book
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    This book is ok but it isn't as good as the first
    Emma Stutler More than 1 year ago
    I got it on my nook but it wont download!!! I read the first one and loved it, so I'm looking forward to this one, if it ever downloads...
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    Once apon a time fartkit came back to life and he lived in a fart bubble