Get to know the lovable cast of characters that populate the small town of Mitford in this inspirational novel in Jan Karon's #1 New York Times bestselling series.
Millions of readers have come home to Mitford, the little town with the big heart, whose endearing and eccentric residents have become like family members. But now change is coming to the hamlet. Father Tim, the Episcopal rector, and his wife, Cynthia, are pondering retirement; a brash new mayoral candidate is calling for aggressive development; a suspicious realtor with plans for a health spa is eyeing the beloved house on the hill; and, worst of all, the Sweet Stuff Bakery may be closing. Meanwhile, ordinary people are leading the extraordinary lives that hundreds of thousands of readers have found so inviting and inspiring.
About the Author
Jan Karon is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of fourteen novels in the Mitford series, featuring Episcopal priest Father Tim Kavanagh. She has authored thirteen other books, including Bathed in Prayer and Jan Karon's Mitford Cookbook and Kitchen Reader, and several titles for children. Jan lives in Virginia near the World Heritage site of Jefferson's Monticello.
Hometown:Blowing Rock, North Carolina
Date of Birth:1937
Place of Birth:Lenoir, North Carolina
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A Tea and a Half
THE INDOOR PLANTS were among the first to venture outside and breathe the fresh, cold air of Mitford's early spring.
Eager for a dapple of sunlight, starved for the revival of mountain breezes, dozens of begonias and ferns, snake plants, Easter lilies, and wandering Jew were set out, pot-bound and listless, on porches throughout the village.
As the temperature soared into the low fifties, Winnie Ivey thumped three begonias, a sullen gloxinia, and a Boston fern onto the back steps of the house on Lilac Road, where she was now living. Remembering the shamrock, which was covered with aphids, she went back and fetched it out and set it on the railing.
"There!" she said, collecting a lungful of the sharp, pure air. "That ought to fix th' lot of you."
When she opened the back door the following morning, she was stricken at the sight. The carefully wintered plants had been turned to mush by a stark raving freeze and minor snow that also wrenched any notion of early bloom from the lilac bushes.
It was that blasted puzzle she'd worked until one o'clock in the morning, which caused her to forget last night's weather news. There she'd sat like a moron, her feet turning to ice as the temperature plummeted, trying to figure out five letters across for a grove of trees.
Racked with guilt, she consoled herself with the fact that it had, at least, been a chemical-free way to get rid of aphids.
At the hardware, Dora Pugh shook her head and sighed. Betrayed by yesterday's dazzling sunshine, she had done display windows with live baby chicks, wire garden fencing, seeds, and watering cans. Now, she might as well haul the snow shovels back and do a final clearance on salt for driveways.
Coot Hendrick collected his bet of five dollars and an RC cola from Lew Boyd. "Ain't th' first time and won't be th' last you'll see snow in May," he said, grinning. Lew Boyd hated it when Coot grinned, showing his stubs for teeth. He mostly hated it that, concerning weather in Mitford, the skeptics, cynics, and pessimists were usually right.
"Rats!" said Cynthia Kavanagh, who had left a wet scatter rug hanging over the rectory porch rail. Lifting it off the rail, she found it frozen as a Popsicle and able to stand perfectly upright.
Father Timothy Kavanagh, the local rector, had never heard such moaning and groaning about spring's tedious delay, and encountered it even in Happy Endings bookstore, where, on yet another cold, overcast morning, he picked up a volume entitled Hummingbirds in the Garden.
"Hummingbirds?" wailed young Hope Winchester, ringing the sale. "What hummingbirds? I suppose you think a hummingbird would dare stick its beak into this arctic tundra, this endless twilight this . . . this villatic barbican?"
Villatic Barbican was a phrase she had learned just yesterday from a book, and wanted to use it before she forgot it. She knew the rector from Lord's Chapel was somebody she could use such words with -- he hadn't flinched when she said "empiric" only last week, and seemed to know exactly what she was talking about.
While everyone else offered lamentations exceeding those of the prophet Jeremiah, the rector felt smugly indifferent to complaints that spring would never come. Turning up his collar, he leaned into a driving wind and headed toward the office.
Hadn't winter dumped ice, snow, sleet, hail, and rain storms on the village since late October? Hadn't they been blanketed by fog so thick you could cut it with a dull knife, time and time again? With all that moisture seeping into the ground for so many long months, didn't it foretell the most glorious springtime in years? And wouldn't that be, after all, worth the endless assault?
"Absolutely!" he proclaimed aloud, trucking past the Irish Woolen Shop. "No doubt about it!"
"See there?" said Hessie Mayhew, peering out the store window. "It's got Father Tim talking to himself, it's that bad." She sighed. "They say if sunlight doesn't get to your pineal glands for months on end, your sex drive quits."
Minnie Lomax, who was writing sale tags for boiled wool sweaters, looked up and blinked. "What do you know about pineal glands?" She was afraid to ask what Hessie might know about sex drive.
"What does anybody know about pineal glands?" asked Hessie, looking gloomy.
Uncle Billy Watson opened his back door and, without leaving the threshold, lifted the hanging basket off the nail and hauled it inside.
"Look what you've gone and done to that geranium!" snapped his wife of nearly fifty years. "I've petted that thing the winter long, and now it's dead as a doornail."
The old man looked guilt stricken. "B'fore I hung it out there, hit was already gone south!"
"Shut my mouth? Did you say shut my mouth?" Miss Rose, who refused to wear hearing aids, glared at him.
"I said gone south! Dead! Yeller leaves!"
He went to the kitchen radiator and thumped the hanging basket on top. "There," he said, disgusted with trying to have a garden in a climate like this, "that'll fire it up again."
The rector noted the spears of hosta that had congregated in beds outside the office door. Now, there, as far as spring was concerned, was something you could count on. Hosta was as sturdy a plant as you could put in the ground. Like the postman, neither sleet nor snow could drive it back. Once it emerged from the dirt, up it came, fiercely defiant -- only, of course, to have its broad leaves shredded like so much Swiss cheese by Mitford's summer hail.
"It's a jungle out there," he sighed, unlocking his office door.
After the snow flurry and freeze came a day of rain, followed by a sudden storm of sleet that pecked against the windows like a flock of house sparrows.
His wife, he noted, looked pale. She was sitting at the study window, staring at the infernal weather and chewing her bottom lip. She was also biting the cuticle of her thumb, wrapping a strand of hair around one finger, tapping her foot, and generally amusing herself. He, meanwhile, was reading his new book, and doing something productive.
A low fire crackled on the hearth.
"Amazing!" he said. "You'd never guess one of the things that attracts butterflies."
"I don't have a clue," said Cynthia, appearing not to want one, either. The sleet gusted against the window panes.
"Birdbaths!" he exclaimed. No response. "Thinking about the Primrose Tea, are you?"
The second edition of his wife's famous parish-wide tea was coming in less than two weeks. Last year at this time, she was living on a stepladder, frantically repainting the kitchen and dining room, removing his octogenarian drapes, and knocking holes in the plaster to affect an "old Italian villa look." Now here she was, staring out the window without any visible concern for the countless lemon squares, miniature quiches, vegetable sandwiches, and other items she'd need to feed a hundred and twenty-five women, nearly all of whom would look upon the tea as lunch.
His dog, Barnabas, ambled in and crashed by the hearth, as if drugged.
Cynthia tapped her foot and drummed her fingers on the chair arm. "Hmmm," she said.
She looked at him. "T. D. A."
"T. D. A.?"
"The Dreaded Armoire, dearest."
His heart pounded. Please, no. Not the armoire. "What about it?" he asked, fearing the answer.
"It's time to move it into our bedroom from the guest room. Remember? We said we were going to do it in the spring!" She smiled at him suddenly, as she was wont to do, and her sapphire-colored eyes gleamed. After a year and a half of marriage, how was it that a certain look from her still made him weak in the knees?
"So!" she said, lifting her hands and looking earnest.
"So? So, it's not spring!" He got up from the sofa and pointed toward the window. "See that? You call that spring? This, Kavanagh, is as far from spring as . . . as . . ."
"As Trieste is from Wesley," she said, helping out, "or the Red Sea from Mitford Creek." He could never get over the way her mind worked. "But do not look at the weather, Timothy, look at the calendar! May third!"
Last fall, they had hauled the enormous armoire down her stairs, down her back steps, through the hedge, up his back steps, along the hall, and finally, up the staircase to the guest room, where he had wanted nothing more than to fall prostrate on the rug.
Had she liked it in the guest room, after all that? No, indeed. She had despised the very sight of it sitting there, and instantly came up with a further plan, to be executed in the spring; all of which meant more unloading of drawers and shelves, more lashing the doors closed with a rope, and more hauling -- this time across the landing to their bedroom, where, he was convinced, it would tower over them in the night like a five-story parking garage.
"What are you going to do about the tea?" he asked, hoping to distract her.
"Not much at all 'til we get the armoire moved. You know how they are, Timothy, they want to poke into every nook and cranny. Last year, Hessie Mayhew was down on her very hands and knees, peering into the laundry chute, I saw her with my own eyes. And Georgia Moore opened every cabinet door in the kitchen, she said she was looking for a water glass, when I know for a fact she was seeing if the dishes were stacked to her liking. So, I certainly can't have the armoire standing on that wall in the guest room where it is clearly" -- she paused and looked at him -- "clearly out of place."
He was in for it.
He had managed to hold off the move for a full week, but, in return for the delay, was required to make four pans of brownies (a specialty since seminary), clean out the fireplace, black the andirons, and prune the overgrown forsythia at the dining room windows.
Not bad, considering.
On Saturday morning before the big event the following Friday, he rose early, prayed, studied Paul's first letter to the Corinthians, and sat with his sermon notes; then he ran two miles with Barnabas on his red leash, and returned home fit for anything.
His heart still pounding from the final sprint across Baxter Park, he burst into the kitchen, which smelled of lemons, cinnamon, and freshly brewed coffee. "Let's do it!" he cried. And get it over with, he thought.
The drawers were out, the shelves were emptied, the doors were lashed shut with a rope. This time, they were dragging it across the floor on a chenille bedspread, left behind by a former rector.
" . . . a better way of life!"
Cynthia looked up. "What did you say, dearest?"
"I didn't say anything."
"Mack Stroupe will bring improvement, not change . . .
They stepped to the open window of the stair landing and looked down to the street. A new blue pickup truck with a public address system was slowly cruising along Wisteria Lane, hauling a sign in the bed. Mack for Mitford, it read; Mitford for Mack.
" . . . improvement, not change. So, think about it, friends and neighbors. And remember -- here in Mitford, we already have the good life. With Mack as mayor, we'll all have a better life!"A loud blast of country music followed: "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything . . ."
She looked at him. "Mack Stroupe! Please, no."
He wrinkled his brow and frowned. "This is May. Elections aren't 'til November."
"Starting a mite early."
"I'll say," he agreed, feeling distinctly uneasy.
"He's done broke th' noise ordinance," said Chief Rodney Underwood, hitching up his gun belt.
Rodney had stepped to the back of the Main Street Grill to say hello to the early morning regulars in the rear booth. "Chapter five, section five-two in the Mitford Code of Ordinance lays it out. No PA systems for such a thing as political campaigns."
"Startin' off his public career as a pure criminal," said Mule Skinner.
"Which is th' dadgum law of the land for politicians!" The Mitford Muse editor, J. C. Hogan, mopped his brow with a handkerchief.
"Well, no harm done. I slapped a warning on 'im, that ordinance is kind of new. Used to, politicians was haulin' a PA up and down th' street, ever' whichaway."
"What about that truck with the sign?" asked Father Tim.
"He can haul th' sign around all he wants to, but th' truck has to keep moving.' If he parks it on town property, I got 'im. I can run 'im in and he can go to readin' Southern Livin'." The local jail was the only detention center the rector ever heard of that kept neat stacks of Southern Living magazine in the cells.
"I hate to see a feller make a fool of hisself," said Rodney. "Ain't nobody can whip Esther Cunningham -- an' if you say I said that, I'll say you lied."
"Right," agreed Mule.
" 'Course, she has told it around that one of these days, her an' Ray are takin' off in th' RV and leave th' mayorin' to somebody else."
Mule shook his head. "Fifteen years is a long time to be hog-tied to a thankless job, all right."
"Is that Mack's new truck?" asked Father Tim. As far he knew, Mack never had two cents to rub together, as his hot-dog stand by the Exxon station never seemed to rake in much business.
"I don't know whose truck it is, it sure couldn't be Mack's. Well, I ain't got all day to loaf, like you boys." Rodney headed for the register to pick up his breakfast order. "See you in th' funny papers."
J.C. scowled. "I don't know that I'd say nobody can whip Esther. Mack's for improvement, and we're due for a little improvement around here, if you ask me."
"Nobody asked you," said Mule.
He dialed the number from his office. "Mayor!"
"So it's the preacher, is it? I've been lookin' for you."
"What's going on?"
"If that low-down scum thinks he can run me out of office, he's got another think coming."
"Does this mean you're not going to quit and take off with Ray in the RV?"
"Shoot! That's what I say just to hear my head roar. Listen -- you don't think the bum has a chance, do you?"
"To tell the truth, Esther, I believe he does have a chance . . .
Esther's voice lowered. "You do?"
"About the same chance as a snowball in July."
She laughed uproariously, and then sobered. "Of course, there is one way that Mack Stroupe could come in here and sit behind th' mayor's desk."
He was alarmed. "Really?"
"But only one. And that's over my dead body."
Something new was going on at home nearly every day.
On Tuesday evening, he found a large, framed watercolor hanging in the rectory's once-gloomy hallway. It was of Violet, Cynthia's white cat and the heroine of the award-winning children's books created by his unstoppable wife. Violet sat on a brocade cloth, peering into a vase filled with nasturtiums and a single, wide-eyed goldfish.
"Stunning!" he said. "Quite a change."
"Call it an improvement," she said, pleased.
On Wednesday, he found new chintz draperies in the dining room and parlor, which gave the place a dazzling elegance that fairly bowled him over. But -- hadn't they agreed that neither would spend more than a hundred bucks without the other's consent?
She read his mind. "So, the draperies cost five hundred, but since the watercolor is worth that and more on the current market, it's a wash."
"I'm also doing one of Barnabas, for your study. Which means," she said, "that the family coffers will respond by allotting new draperies for our bedroom."
"You're a bookkeeping whiz, Kavanagh. But why new draperies when we're retiring in eighteen months?"
"I've had them made so they can go anywhere, and fit any kind of windows. If worse comes to worst, I'll remake them into summer dresses, and vestments for my clergyman."
"That's the spirit!"
Why did he feel his wife could get away with anything where he was concerned? Was it because he'd waited sixty-two years, like a stalled ox, to fall in love and marry?
If he and Cynthia had written a detailed petition on a piece of paper and sent it heavenward, the weather couldn't have been more glorious on the day of the talked-about tea.
Much to everyone's relief, the primroses actually bloomed. However, no sooner had the eager blossoms appeared than Hessie Mayhew bore down on them with a vengeance, in yards and hidden nooks everywhere. She knew precisely the location of every cluster of primroses in the village, not to mention the exact whereabouts of each woods violet, lilac bush, and pussy willow.
"It's Hessie!" warned an innocent bystander on Hessie's early morning run the day of the tea. "Stand back!"
Furnished with a collection of baskets, which she wore on her arms like so many bracelets, Hessie did not allow help from the Episcopal Church Women, or any of her own presbyters. She worked alone, she worked fast, and she worked smart.
After going at a trot through neighborhood gardens, huffing up Old Church Lane to a secluded bower of early-blooming shrubs, and combing four miles of country roadside, she showed up at the back door of the rectory at precisely eleven a.m., looking triumphant.
Sodden with morning dew and black dirt, she delivered a vast quantity of flowers, moss, and grapevine into the hands of the rector's househelp, Puny Guthrie, then flew home to bathe, dress, and put antibiotic cream on her knees, which were skinned when she leaned over to pick a wild trillium and fell sprawling.
The Episcopal Church Women, who had arrived as one body at ten-thirty, flew into the business of arranging "Hessie's truck," as they called it, while Barnabas snored in the garage and Violet paced in her carrier.
"Are you off?" asked Cynthia, as the rector came at a trot through the hectic kitchen. "Off and running. I finished polishing the mail slot, tidying the slipcover on the sofa, and trimming the lavender by the front walk. I also beat the sofa pillows for any incipient dust, and coughed for a full five minutes.
"Well done!" she said, cheerily, giving him a hug.
"I'll be home at one-thirty to help the husbands park cars."
Help the husbands park cars? he thought as he sprinted toward the office. He was a husband! After all these months, the thought still occasionally slammed him in the solar plexus and took his breath away.
Nine elderly guests, including the Kavanaghs' friend, Louella, arrived in the van from Hope House and were personally escorted up the steps of the rectory and into the hands of the Altar Guild.
Up and down Wisteria Lane, men with armbands stitched with primroses and a cross directed traffic, which quickly grew snarled. At one point, the rector leaped into a stalled Chevrolet and managed to roll it to the curb. Women came in car pools, husbands dropped off spouses, daughters delivered mothers, and all in all, the narrow street was as congested as a carnival in Rio.
"This is th' biggest thing to hit Mitford since th' blizzard two years ago," said Mule Skinner, who was a Baptist, but offered to help out, anyway.
The rector laughed. "That's one way to look at it." Didn't anybody ever walk in this town?
It was Mack Stroupe in that blasted pickup truck, carting his sign around in their tea traffic. Mack rolled by, chewing on a toothpick and looking straight ahead.
"You comin' to the Primrose Tea?" snapped Mule. "If not, get this vehicle out of here, we're tryin' to conduct a church function!"
Four choir members, consisting of a Iyric soprano, a mezzosoprano, and two altos, arrived in a convertible, looking windblown and holding on to their hats.
"Hats is a big thing this year," observed Uncle Billy Watson, who stood at the curb with Miss Rose and watched the proceedings. Uncle Billy was the only man who showed up at last year's tea, and now considered his presence at the event to be a tradition.
Uncle Billy walked out on the street with the help of his cane and tapped Father Tim on the shoulder. "Hit's like a Chiney puzzle, don't you know. If you 'uns'd move that'n off to th' side and git that'n to th' curb, hit'd be done with."
"No more parking on Wisteria," Ron Malcolm reported to the rector. "We'll direct the rest of the crowd to the church lot and shoot 'em back here in the Hope House van."
A UPS driver, who had clearly made an unwise turn onto Wisteria, sat in his truck in front of the rectory, stunned by the sight of so much traffic on the usually uneventful Holding-Mitford-Wesley run.
"Hit's what you call a standstill," Uncle Billy told J. C. Hogan, who showed up with his Nikon and six rolls of Tri-X.
As traffic started to flow again, the rector saw Mack Stroupe turn onto Wisteria Lane from Church Hill. Clearly, he was circling the block.
"I'd like to whop him upside th' head with a two-by-four," said Mule. He glared at Mack, who was reared back in the seat with both windows down, listening to a country music station. Mack waved to several women, who immediately turned their heads.
Mule snorted. "Th' dumb so-and-so! How would you like to have that peckerwood for mayor?"
The rector wiped his perspiring forehead. "Watch your blood pressure, buddyroe."
"He says he's goin' to campaign straight through spring and summer, right up to election in November. Kind of like bein' tortured by a drippin' faucet."
As the truck passed, Emma Newland stomped over. "I ought to climb in that truck and slap his jaws. What's he doin', anyway, trying to sway church people to his way of thinkin'?"
"Let him be," he cautioned his secretary and on-line computer whiz. After all, give Mack enough rope and . . .
Cynthia was lying in bed, moaning, as he came out of the shower. He went into the bedroom, hastily drying off.
"Why are you moaning?" he asked, alarmed.
"Because it helps relieve exhaustion. I hope the windows are closed so the neighbors can't hear."
"The only neighbor close enough to hear is no longer living in the little yellow house next door. She is, in fact, lying right here, doing the moaning."
She moaned again. "Moaning is good," she told him, her face mashed into the pillow. "You should try it."
"I don't think so," he said.
Warm as a steamed clam from the shower, he put on his pajamas and sat on the side of the bed. "I'm proud of you," he said, rubbing her back. "That was a tea and a half! The best! In fact, words fail. You'll have a time topping that one."
"Don't tell me I'm supposed to top it!"
"Yes, well, not to worry. Next year, we can have Omer Cunningham and his pilot buddies do a fly-over. That'll give the ladies something to talk about."
"A little further down," she implored. "It's my lower back. Ugh. It's killing me from all the standing and baking."
"I got the reviews as your guests left."
"Only tell me the good ones, I don't want to hear about the cheese straws, which were as limp as linguine."
'Perfect' was a word they bandied around quite a bit, and the lemon squares, of course, got their usual share of raves. Some wanted me to know how charming they think you are, and others made lavish remarks about your youth and beauty."
He leaned down and kissed her on the cheek, inhaling the faintest scent of wisteria. "You are beautiful, Kavanagh."
"I don't suppose there are any special thanks you'd like to offer the poor rube who helped unsnarl four thousand three hundred and seventy-nine cars, trucks, and vans?"
She rolled over and looked at him, smiling. Then she held her head to one side in that way he couldn't resist, and pulled him to her and kissed him tenderly.
"Now you're talking," he said.
The phone rang.
Dooley! "Hey, yourself, buddy."
"Is Cynthia sending me a box of stuff she made for that tea? I can't talk long."
"Two boxes. Went off today."
"You're welcome. How's school?"
Great? Dooley Barlowe was not one to use superlatives. "No kidding?"
"You're going to like my grades."
Was this the little guy he'd struggled to raise for nearly three years? The Dooley who always shot himself in the foot? The self-assured sound of the boy's voice made his hair fairly stand on end.
"We're going to like you coming home, that's what. In just six or seven weeks, you'll be here . . ."
Silence. Was Dooley dreading to tell him he wanted to spend the summer at Meadowgate Farm? The boy's decision to do that last year had nearly broken his heart, not to mention Cynthia's. They had, of course, gotten over it, as they watched the boy doing what he loved -- learning more about veterinary medicine at the country practice of Hal Owen.
"Of course," said the rector, pushing on, "we want you to go out to Meadowgate, if that's what you'd like to do." He swallowed. This year, he was stronger, he could let go.
"OK," said Dooley, "that's what I'd like to do."
"Fine. No problem. I'll call you tomorrow for our usual phone visit. We love you.'
"I love you back."
"Hey," she said.
Hey, yourself." lt was their family greeting.
"So, you big galoot, we sent a box for you and one to share with your friends."
"What's in it?"
"I like lemon squares. Plus raspberry tarts, pecan truffles, and brownies made by the preacher."
"Are you OK?"
"Good!" said Cynthia. "Lace Turner asked about you the other day."
"That dumb girl that dresses like a guy?"
"She doesn't dress like a guy anymore. Oh, and Jenny was asking about you, too."
"Missing you. Just as we do. So hurry home, even if you are going to spend the summer at Meadowgate, you big creep."
"We love you."
"I love you back."
Cynthia placed the receiver on the hook, smiling happily.
"Now, you poor rube," she said, "where were we?"
He sat on the study sofa and took the rubber band off the Mitford Muse.
Good grief! There he was on the front page, standing bewildered in front of the UPS truck with his nose looking, as usual, like a turnip or a tulip bulb. Why did J. C. Hogan run this odious picture, when he might have photographed his hardworking, good-looking, and thoroughly deserving wife?
Primrose Tee Draws
Clearly, Hessie had not written this story, but had given her notes to J.C., who had forged ahead without checking his spelling.
Good time had by all . . . same time next year . . . a hundred and thirty guests . . . nine gallons of tea, ten dozen lemon squares, eight dozen raspberry tarts . . . traffic jam . . .
The phone gave a sharp blast.
"Timothy . . ."
"Hal! I've just been thinking of you and Marge."
"Good. And we of you. I've got some . . . hard news, and wanted you to know."
Hal and Marge Owen were two of his closest, most valued friends. He was afraid to know.
"I've just hired a full-time assistant."
"That's the bad news? It sounds good to me, you work like a Trojan."
"Yes, but . . . we won't be able to have Dooley this summer. My assistant is a young fellow, just starting out, and I'll have to give him a lot of time and attention. Also, we're putting him up in Dooley's room until he gets established." Hal sighed.
"But that's terrific. You know Dooley's looking forward to being there -- however, circumstances alter cases, as my Mississippi kin used to say."
"There's a large riding stable coming in about a mile down the road, they've asked me to vet the horses. That could be a full-time job, right there."
"I understand. Of course. Your practice is growing."
"We'll miss the boy, Tim, you know how we feel about him, how Rebecca Jane loves him. But look, we'll have him out the first two weeks he's home from school, if that works for you."
"Ah . . ."
"Will you tell him?"
"I will. I'll talk to him in the next couple of days, get him thinking of what to do this summer. Be good for him."
"So why don't you and Cynthia plan to bring him out and spend the day? Bring Barnabas, too. Marge will make your favorite."
Deep-dish chicken pie, with a crust like French pastry. "We'll be there!" he said, meaning it.
"Will you tell him?" he asked Cynthia.
"No way," she said.
Nobody wanted to tell Dooley Barlowe that he couldn't spend the summer doing what he loved more than anything on earth.
She opened her eyes and rolled over to find him sitting up in bed.
"Oh, my dear! Oh, my goodness! What happened?"
He loved the look on his wife's face, he wanted to savor it. "It's already turned a few colors," he said, removing his hand from his right temple.
She peered at him as if he were a butterfly on a pin. "Yes! Black . . . and blue and . . . the tiniest bit of yellow."
"My old school colors," he said.
"But what happened?" He never heard such tssking and gasping.
"T. D. A," he replied.
"The dreaded armoire? What do you mean?"
"I mean that I got up in the middle of the night, in the dark, and went out to the landing, and opened the windows to give Barnabas a cool breeze. As I careened through the bedroom on my way to the bathroom, I slammed into the blasted thing."
"Oh, no. Oh, heavens. What can I do? And tomorrow's Sunday!"
"Spousal abuse," he muttered. "In today's TV news climate, my congregation will pick up on it immediately."
"Timothy, dearest, I'm so sorry. I'll get something for you, I don't know what, but something. Just stay right there and don't move."
She put on her slippers and robe and flew downstairs, Barnabas barking at her heels.
T. D. A. might stand for "The Dreaded Armoire" as far as his wife was concerned. As far as he was concerned, it stood for something else entirely.
Copyright © Jan Karon,1997, Penguin Books USA Inc.
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Come away to Mitford, the small town that takes care of its own. Nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains, Mitford is a crazy quilt of saints and sinners — lovable eccentrics all. Seen through the eyes of Father Tim, the long-suffering Village Rector, Mitford abounds in both mysteries and miracles, compelling readers to return again and again to this beloved series.
In the tradition of James Herriot, Bailey White, and Garrison Keillor, author Jan Karon brilliantly captures the foibles and delights of a hilarious cast of characters.
Book IV: In Out to Canaan, Father Tim grapples with his sixty-fourth birthday and his decision to announce his retirement. That's just one element of change Father Tim and his beloved Mitford struggle with. A Mayoral election threatens to divide the town. Mitford's long-term mayor, Esther Cunningham, whose slogan is "Mitford Takes Care of Its Own", may be ousted by Mack Stroupe ("Mack for Mitford, Mitford for Mack"). Old friends are retiring, even moving away. Change seems to be the only constant, and when Mule Skinner, a regular at the Main Street Grill, grimly asserts, "I despise change," Father Tim wholeheartedly agrees. Is it unreasonable to hope that all Father Tim holds precious might somehow be preserved? Or is transformation the real way of things? Readers new and old will be reassured that the uncommon delight of life in Mitford lives on.
ABOUT JAN KARON
Jan Karon was born in Lenoir, North Carolina, in 1937 ("A great year for the Packard automobile," she says). Her creative skills first came alive when her family moved to a farm. "On the farm there is time to muse and dream," she says. "I am endlessly grateful I was reared in the country. As a young girl I couldn't wait to get off that farm, to go to Hollywood or New York. But living in those confined, bucolic circumstances was one of the best things that ever happened to me."
Jan knew that she wanted to be a writer, and even wrote a novel at the age of ten. Her first real opportunity as a writer came at age eighteen when she took a job as a receptionist at an ad agency. She kept leaving her writing on her boss's desk until he noticed her ability. Soon she was launched on a forty-year career in advertising. She won assignments in New York and San Francisco, numerous awards, and finally an executive position with a national agency.
Recently she left advertising to write books, and moved to Blowing Rock, North Carolina, a tiny town of 1,800 perched at 5,000 feet in the Blue Ridge mountains. "I immediately responded to the culture of village life," says Jan. "And I must say the people welcomed me. I have never felt so at home."
Blowing Rock is the model for Mitford, and the similarities are strong. "None of the people in Mitford are actually based upon anyone in Blowing Rock," says Jan. "Yet, the spirit of my characters is found throughout this real-life village. You can walk into Sonny's Grill in Blowing Rock and find the same kind of guys who hang around Mitford's Main Street Grill."
Jan is quick to assert that there are Mitfords all over the country, those hundreds of towns where readers of Jan's books cherish their own cast of eccentric and beloved characters. Currently, one of Jan's chief delights is getting to meet those readers. "Some people finish writing and open a bottle of scotch or a box of chocolates," she says. "My reward is meeting my readers face-to-face. I think an author is something like a glorified bartender. My readers tell me all kinds of things about their lives, and I get these long, long letters. I answer every one, of course."
Jan has a daughter, Candace Freeland, who is a photojournalist and musician.
A CONVERSATION WITH JAN KARON
You write about the small town of Mitford, yet haven't you spent most of your life in cities?
Until I was twelve I lived in the country, then I spent many years in cities. I think that I was born with a kind of deep affinity for the rural, the rustic. In addition, I'm very drawn to the pastoral novels of the English genre — the village novel where a small group is used to paint a picture of a larger society.
I still have in me a great love for the agrarian — for what this country was, for what we still are. People say, "Oh well, I guess there's no such thing as Mitford." Well, the good news is there are Mitfords all over the country, and there are still great stretches of open land and pastures and meadows and fields. It's not all bad news. There's so much left of this country that is reasonable and moral and strong. And that's the part I relate to.
You've often said how important a rural upbringing was for you. How has it influenced your writing?
On the farm there were long passages of time in which to observe. The senses are very important to me, and I try to bring the experience of the senses into my writing. And life on the farm is very graphic. Calves are dropped, colts are foaled, manure lies steaming in the sun. It's the bottom line of what life is about.
Mitford is packed with delightful characters like Dooley, Miss Rose, Emma, Miss Sadie, and Homeless Hobbes. Where do they all come from?
Darned if I know. My characters walk in and introduce themselves to me and I'm stuck with them. When I first moved to Blowing Rock to write a book, I struggled hard to write according to the outline I came here with, but the book never worked. The characters never got off the page. That was a real defeat for me. "Woman's dream turns to nightmare," I thought. "I don't know how to write a book!"
Then one night in my mind's eye I saw an Episcopal priest walking down the street. I decided to follow him and see where he went. Well, he went to a dog named Barnabas, they went to a boy named Dooley, and the story unfolded before me. Instead of me driving the story, the story began to drive me! I got interested, wrote a couple of chapters, and there you have it.
How much do you personally relate to Father Tim? Are you very much like him?
Father Tim's personality is far more conservative than mine, but like Father Tim, I don't know a great deal about having fun. If I get dragged into it, I can always enjoy it, but it's hard for me to go out and find it on my own. And of course we both share a faith. My books are formed on my connection to God. That's the seasoning in the stew.
How would you describe the nature of that faith?
In my books I try to depict not a glorious faith with celestial fireworks, but a daily faith, a routine faith, a seven-days-a-week faith. Father Tim's faith is part of his everyday life. He has simple prayers, not polished, pious prayers. He follows the Apostle Paul's command that we pray without ceasing. I try to depict how our faith may be woven into our daily life, like brandy poured into coffee. I believe that spirituality needs to be basic, common, everyday.
Father Tim seems in the thick of things whether he wants to be or not. How does this affect him?
In the first book, At Home in Mitford, he lived a very quiet life. In the subsequent books we are able to see far more of Father Tim's humanity because he is surrounded by people. That means that his heart is going to be broken and his patience is going to be stretched — all of the things that happen when we get involved with other people. This has made him a much more human figure.
Father Tim is very heroic but he does grand things in such a quiet way that he doesn't assume the proportions of a hero. I think Father Tim is somebody who's into recycling and restoring people. It comes from two places inside of him. First of all, it comes from that place where he was so deeply wounded in his relationship with his father. He is in a sense recycling himself; he's still trying to heal himself. And second, he operates on the fuel, the steam that comes from his relationship with Jesus Christ. But he's definitely into reclamation, recycling, helping people find the way — which is what Jesus is all about. So I suppose that Father Tim is a type of Christ figure — not just because he is a preacher but because of the way he is constructed.
In Out to Canaan, Father Tim lives in a chaotic household. Did you grow up in such a household?
No, I didn't. I've lived a fairly ordered life. Being a writer requires a lot of solitude. I've not lived like that, but I've always looked toward those households with a certain longing.
Where do you write?
My studio stretches across the back of my little house. It has eight windows that look out on a copse of trees. I can see the blue outline of the mountains in the distance. Where I write is exceedingly important to me. I am never comfortable unless I am in a room that pleases me. I need the pictures on the wall to be hanging straight. I have to do my housekeeping before I can sit down at the computer. Things need to be in order in my mind and in the place where I write. In recent months my life has been topsy-turvy. I have learned to write with utter chaos all around me. I turn to my book with great intensity. Sometimes I may write twelve hours a day. Sometimes I can write only two hours a day.
Do you have any conscious technique that so effectively makes Mitford come alive for people?
I grew up in the era of radio. When you turned on the radio, you heard the voices and you filled in all the blanks. Radio helped me become a writer. Television would never help me become a writer. With radio you have to color in everything. What you need to do for readers is give them as much free rein as they can take. Let them participate in the story by building their own imagery.
So conversations and characters bear the burden of telling the story?
My books are about relationships. With rare exceptions, the scenes are all one-on-one relationships: Father Tim and Dooley, Father Tim and Cynthia, Father Tim and Emma. There are times when I step away to the Grill where three or four people are in a relationship. Basically, I try not to waste the reader's time with descriptive narrative, details of what people are wearing, how they look, how tall they are.
You seem to have a lot of lovable eccentrics in your books. Are you attracted to unusual people?
I see everyone as unusual. Most everyone seems to have an extraordinary life story. "I just love people," was my grandmother's saying. Casting the writer's light on ordinary people makes them appear extraordinary.
- In times of crisis, Father Tim and Cynthia pray "The prayer that never fails." What prayer are they referring to? Why is it a prayer that never fails?
- Pauline's growth and redemption is a gradual, step-by-step process. Who helps her? Where does Pauline succeed? Where does she fail?
- Father Tim's home is transformed from staid bachelor quarters into a topsy-turvy household. Lace quizzes Harley on his schoolwork in the basement, Dooley pounds up the stairs, Puny cleans with her twins underfoot, Violet the cat balefully eyes Barnabas from atop the refrigerator. How does Father Tim's household compare with your own? Do Jan Karon's descriptions make you view the chaos in your life differently?
- The construction boss, Buck Leeper, is a diamond in the rough. In Out to Canaan, what is Buck Leeper feeling? How does he view himself? How do you think he may view others?
- Note the ongoing presence of children and the elderly in the Mitford books. How does this enhance these stories? What lessons do they teach Father Tim?
- Why does Father Tim have such trouble going to Fancy Skinner, Mitford's unisex hairdresser, for his haircuts? Who does he press into service to cut his hair when he is avoiding her shop? Choose one of your group members to read the monologue by Fancy found toward the end of Chapter Five.
- Do you have a Main Street Grill? What function does a place like the Grill fill in a town? Where do you get your town news? Where are you likely to meet friends and neighbors?
- Esther Bolick's orange marmalade cake plays a role in each book. What is the specialty in your region? What food item makes an annual event special? Festive? What other object can fill this role?
- Describe the ways in which those who come in contact with Father Tim are changed. How does contact with others change Father Tim?
On Wednesday, June 25th, barnesandnoble.com on AOL welcomed Jan Karon to discuss OUT TO CANAAN.
Marlene T: Good evening Jesse and Ms. Karon, welcome.
Bookpg JK: Good evening. And a warm Mitford welcome to you, Jan....
Jan Karon: I like that!
Bookpg JK: Jan, I fear like the dumbest reader in America. Here is this series -- this world -- that hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people love. You're into a vast but local universe.... and I've just discovered you. How did all these other people find you so long ago?
Jan Karon: I really don't know. I think they were looking for a clean, happy read and stumbled on Mitford. Mitford made them feel good. And guess what -- it's okay to feel good!
Bookpg JK: I guess a better question would be: How did YOU stumble onto Mitford?
Jan Karon: I had lived in the fast lane for a long time. I knew that this was not a whole way of life. Or a healthy way of life. I found that when I read when the English call "village novels" that they consoled me. I felt hopeful again and ready for anything. I wanted to write books since I was ten years old. My first book was written on lined blue horse notebook paper. It had a cuss word in it -- one Rhett Butler had used. My little sister found the manuscript. She reported this blasphemy to my grandmother. I was thoroughly chastised for it. So when I left advertising to write my first book, I decided to try to write a clean read about ordinary people --- and to see if that could be interesting. I write out of the value system that the world tells us will not sell books. And I connected with what is now a million Mitford readers, who said, "BINGO! HALLELUJAH! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR."
Question: Are there plans to continue the Mitford Series past the Canaan book?
Jan Karon: Yes. Absolutely.
Bookpg JK: How far into the future of Mitford can you see? And, when you started, could you even then see deep into Mitford's future?
Jan Karon: Yes. And for one simple reason. These are ordinary people. The ordinary has NO limits. Just like your life -- and just like mine. I would like to write three more Mitford novels.... a Mitford novella.... and a Mitford cookbook.... and then go on to other things.
Bookpg JK: When you read the last page, one might guess that Tim will be dead and Cynthia will be a widow. Isn't the end of ordinary life a deeply felt death -- rather like what Absalom finds?
Jan Karon: Yes. But it's not my business to lose my main character. That will be up to my readers -- to dispose of him as they choose.
Question: In today's market of material that is mostly the opposite of what you write, how did you find a publisher willing to take a chance on clean, wholesome -- even religious -- material?
Jan Karon: I was first published by a small, Christian publisher who had limited distribution. I frankly never dreamed that the 2nd largest trade publisher in the world would find these books and fall in love with them and get behind them l00 percent. I think it's a miracle in today's marketplace. It's a miracle to me that a book without any profanity, murder or mayhem can debut on the New York Times list at #7.
Bookpg JK: At this rate, we can expect imitators -- a veritable School of Karon.
Jan Karon: I say, Have at it.
Bookpg JK: And more....a prediction.... heard first on AOL Live... Jan Karon will be a selection of Oprah's Book Club.
Jan Karon: Holy Smoke! I'm speechless. I will say that Oprah does like Penguin books.
Question: Ms. Karon, are you Episcopalian as Father Timothy is?
Jan Karon: I am.
Bookpg JK: John Cheever, another Episcopalian, told me that he loved church --- so long as he left before the sermon. Do you value preaching?
Jan Karon: Exceedingly! I am a regular churchgoer. And I like a good scorching sermon! I like a bold preacher. I like someone who is bold enough to preach the Gospel.
Question: My friends and I want to know what side of the church is the "gospel side"?
Jan Karon: It is the side facing the pulpit. The other side is called the Epistle side, from which the Epistles are read.
Question: Hi, Ms. Karon! Do you do most of your writing on the computer now, or do you still prefer the old-fashioned way?
Jan Karon: Always on the computer.
Question: Do you have any future releases coming out?
Jan Karon: Love that question! I have a children's book -- my first. It's called Miss Fannie's Hat, coming out in the spring. I wrote it for both children and adults.
Question: Who has been your favorite writer throughout the years?
Jan Karon: Oh, poop on that question! LOTS of writers are my favorite. But okay: Charles Dickens, Miss Read, A. B. Guthrie Jr., Conrad Richter, and -- surprise, surprise -- Louis L'Amour. He's a heck of a story teller.
Bookpg JK: Do you read "modern" books, full of smut and Satan?
Jan Karon: Never. Life is too short. But let me tell you about a modern book I just did read. It was written by an 84-year-old woman. It's DOWN THE COMMON, it's the story of a year in the life of a medieval woman.
Bookpg JK: You dedicate OUT TO CANAAN to "all families who struggle to forgive and to be forgiven." Can you amplify?
Jan Karon: Dooley Barlowe comes from a shattered family. Lace Turner comes from a shattered family. These family situations seem hopeless -- but they are not. I have a great heart for the broken family which fills our society, and I believe in healing, and I believe in hope in even the most desperate situations.
Question: Jan, I live in Charlotte, NC. Is this fictitious town patterned after a real NC city?
Jan Karon: The spirit of Bowling Rock informs Mitford. There are no actual people and no actual places. But the spirit of the little Mitford is real.
Bookpg JK: In fact, you say, "There were Mitfords everywhere."
Jan Karon: People need to open their eyes. They think Mitford is a pipe dream. I know Mitford is real. I've been there.
Bookpg JK: Can we find Mitford in a place where more than 10,000 people live?
Jan Karon: Absolutely! Mitford can be found in Manhattan. Or even Los Angeles. Let me illustrate. Mitford is a condition of the heart. Someone once said to me, "I didn't like that place -- those people didn't reach out." I would say, Did you reach IN? That is Mitford -- it's about reaching in. It's about something EVERY individual can do, and that is to connect. It's all about connecting.
Question: Do you have any plans to "go back" and give us a glimpse of Tim before the start of the books -- kind of a prequel?
Jan Karon: Not at all. My books involve the reader because they are lived out in a linear way.... just like our own lives.
Bookpg JK: Who holds the film or TV option on this material, and will these books ever be filmed?
Jan Karon: We have had many approaches from film and TV producers -- many. That is all being worked out, and I am dreadfully choosy about who will bring this to any screen. For me, it's not about money.
Question: Tell us about your children's book, Fannie's Hat. What is it about? You impressed me on one of the morning talk shows. Thank you for writing wholesome books.
Jan Karon: It's about sacrifice. And the lovely rewards of sacrifice. I wish to give children a model for aging. My grandmother -- Miss Fannie -- lived to be 100. And she was a fabulous model for me. In today's world, the children are in California and the grandparents are back East. Families seldom have the privilege of seeing a loved one grow old. So I'm giving Miss Fannie to my readers as a family member they can call their own.
Question: How do you manage to relate the life of a priest so well? Do you have "family connections" -- father, brother, husband?
Jan Karon: None at all. It's all a mystery to me -- I mean, I don't have a clue how I do this. But I think men and women aren't so different.
Question: I'm thrilled to see your comments about hope. What do you think makes the bleak and depressing novels, which so often have very little hope in them, receive the literary accolades? Why is hope out of fashion?
Jan Karon: Hope is never out of fashion. Charles Revson (the founder of Revlon) used to say, "At the cosmetics counter, we sell hope."
Question: Why does the dog obey the scripture?
Jan Karon: I can't answer that. I don't know. He just does. That behavior simply revealed itself to me, and I was amused by it.
Bookpg JK: Do you feel a hand over yours -- guiding you -- as you write?
Jan Karon: Absolutely. These books are bathed in prayer. If I cannot give my reader -- whom I love -- some gift of myself, why bother? If I had to write a hopeless book, I would never write a book! I'd take up stock car racing or bank-telling.
Question: Why is there no mention of you or your fabulous books on your publisher's web site (www.penguin.com)? They list the Viking imprints, but your books are not included.
Jan Karon: We'll look into that.
Bookpg JK: Tell us about the newsletter, More from Mitford.
Jan Karon: As I say, I love my readers. I want to connect with them more often than my books allow. And so I do a newsletter -- which is free -- from Viking and which gives them my schedule, odd and random thoughts, occasional recipes from the books....and just general Mitford stuff.
Bookpg JK: What are they having in Mitford for dinner tonight? What will they read? And what's the new Spring fashion?
Jan Karon: Tonight, they're having a roast chicken with homemade tomato aspic and caper mayonnaise...roasted potatoes with rosemary...and a glass of Pinot Noir. In Mitford tonight, they are reading Dickens's Fur Coat and Charlotte's Unanswered Letters, by Daniel Pool. And the summer fashion is, as always, blue jeans and a T-shirt and a good leather belt. Mitford is NOT known for fashion.
Bookpg JK: What is the new threat to civic order and social harmony?
Jan Karon: There isn't one currently. But in the next book, Father Tim and Cynthia will be having an earth-shaking adventure. They will go to fill a pulpit on a small North Carolina island. And that is all I know about the next book.
Bookpg JK: Jan, we cannot wait for you to find out more about the next book. And we thank you for writing about goodness without lapsing into treacle. Please take care -- and come back.
Jan Karon: Thank you so sincerely.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
I have really enjoyed reading about, relating, crying, and laughing with the characters in this book. A person can really get lost in this series. It's not a dramatic thriller, or a sappy romance; it's more of a cool gentle breeze in the whirlwind of life. The story does have it's moments of drama, suspense, romance, but nothing over the top, like we're so used to reading these days. With this series you can escape to a more slow paced, relaxed, heartwarming world of values, faith and commradery where everybody knows your name and actually cares. Mitford is a place so many of us would love to live, if such a place still exists in a world of fast paced, stressful, surface living. Where the small things in life are appreciated and the true meaning of love, frienship, and community are cherished.
Peace and joy. Thank you for another wonderful visit with the folks from Mitford. Enjoyed every minute.
Mitford is like any small town in America, but Jan Karon has a way of bringing small-town characters into sharp focus, yet leaving them with their loveability. These books are not a gritty realism based story, but a story which looks for the good in people and accepts the rest as part of the package. I love all the bits and pieces of Mitford.
This story just gets better and better.
Father Tim finds himself involved in real estate, retirement and a mayoral election.
A continuation of the wonderful Mitford series. We watch the continued growth of Dooley and the painful gathering and healing of his unfortunate family; we witness the abject despair and rebirth of Buck; we enjoy Cynthia writing another Violet book; some old friends depart this earth and then comes a magical Christmas Eve with Dooley's first experience in driving a car, snow falling and an unusual foursome of men driving around Mitford to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
In this fourth book of the Mitford series, the townspeople are in the midst of a mayoral election, an unscrupulous realtor is trying to buy up businesses, and Father Tim has announced his retirement. In other words, everyday life is fraught with trials, but through strength given from above, the good people of Mitford persevere through the tribulations. For an entertaining tale with endearing characters, this series is sure to be a favorite.
The word is out--Father Tim is going to retire in 18 months. Bishop Stuart Cullen has made it official in a sermon in which he likened Father Tim¿s retirement as an adventure equivalent to Abraham¿s venture into Canaan. Suffused with goodwill from the sermon, at first the villagers congratulate Father Tim and wish him well. However, when reality sets in--there will be (unwelcome) change--the complaints start. No one wants to break in a new priest.But over riding all other concerns is the upcoming mayoral election. Esther Cunningham has been mayor since Before The Flood; her motto might as well be Mitford¿s--¿Mitford takes care of its own¿--and her platform of no development has been a popular one. The people of Mitford are also aware that Cunningham, despite her low key approach, has done a great deal of good for Mitford, among which has been a new ambulance.But Mitch Stroupe is opposing Esther on a platform of change that will be good for Mitford--and he is spending a great deal of money. At first, all the old timers are opposed to Mitch. But then as time goes on, little by little, there¿s a different sense--maybe it wouldn¿t be so bad to have a new mayor.And thus the drama of the fourth book, high drama indeed. but as always, life is ordinary, laced with the little things both good and frustrating, and always the real issues--life and death--are present. And questions--and prayers--are not always answered.This is a fine installment in the series, with all of Karon¿s strengths: fine writing, great characters, and a strong and interesting presentation of Christian living.Highly recommended.
Wonderful ! !!
As I am reading the last 12 pages of These High, Green Hills (#3), I tried to download the next book - Out to Canaan. I have discovered that it seems to be the only book of the series that is not available for my Nook! What in the world is up with that?! I am beyond frustrated. I am sure that I would give it an excellent rating if I could get it.