The Nine Month Plan

The Nine Month Plan

by Wendy Markham

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Nina Chickalini has been waiting all her life to get out of Queens, but something always holds her back. If it isn’t the four siblings she raised almost single-handedly, it’s the neighborhood pizzeria she’s running so Pop can take it easy. At last, she’s counting down mere months, instead of years, until she’ll be free to embark on her grand adventure.

Leave it to her best friend, good old reliable Joe Materi, to wait until now to make an incredible request.

Have his baby? The last thing Nina needs is another reason to feel tied down. But how can she refuse the man who’s always been there for her? Getting in the family way turns out to be easy, and suddenly she’s seeing her old pal in a whole new light.

The clock is ticking, her bags are packed, and Joe—muscular arms cradling a baby, sexy voice crooning a lullaby—isn’t part of the plan. So why does Nina feel as though she’s already embarked on the adventure of a lifetime?

An Avon Romance

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780062449917
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 11/10/2015
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 400
Product dimensions: 4.20(w) x 6.70(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

Wendy Markham is a pseudonym for New York Times bestseller Wendy Corsi Staub, the award-winning author of more than eighty novels, including Hello, It’s Me, the basis for a recent Hallmark movie starring Kellie Martin. She lives in the New York City suburbs with her husband and their two children.

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The Nine Month Plan

By Wendy Markham

Warner Forever

Copyright © 2003 Wendy Corsi Staub
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ISBN: 0446611751


Nina Chickalini is no stranger to the tiny, windowless room just off the rectory of Most Precious Mother church on Ditmars Boulevard in Queens.

It was here that she made her first-and last-confession to Father Hugh. Make that, the late Father Hugh. But that part-the late part -wasn't her fault, no matter what Joey Materi said then ... and continues to say.

Until that May weekday afternoon a decade ago, the parishioners of Most Precious Mother made their confessions in the blessed anonymity of the closet-like confessionals in the main church. But apparently, face-to-face confessions in a casual setting had become all the diocesan rage, and Nina's pre-confirmation class was to be initiated into confessing their sins in the new-fangled way.

Ordinarily, Danny Andonelli would have gone first. But he had caught a nasty throwing-up kind of flu from his little brother -or so he said. Nina suspected he was loathe to confess his failure to Keep Holy the Sabbath Day-he'd been caught throwing water balloons at passing subway trains the previous Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, Danny was absent that day, leaving Nina alphabetically next in line to make her first confession. She sat on the folding wooden chair opposite the kindly old priest, took a deep breath and forced herself to look him in the eye.

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," she began, as Sister Mary Agnes had taught them to do in CCD.

He nodded encouragingly.

But Nina noticed that he seemed a bit pale and distracted as she launched into a detailed account of her sins: cheating on a social studies test (but not really, because she had glimpsed Andy O'Hara's paper merely by accident); taking the name of the Lord in vain (which she couldn't really help doing because she had dropped Grandma Valerio's massive hardcover bible on her fragile pinky toe); coveting her friend Minnie Scaturro's brand-new canopy bed -

Suddenly, the priest keeled over, clutching his chest.

"Father Hugh?"

He writhed on the floor, gasping.

For a moment, Nina thought he was kidding. After all, he had a pretty decent sense of humor for someone who wore somber black from head to toe every day of his life.

It turned out Father Hugh wasn't kidding.

Nina ran shrieking out into the rectory, where her pre-confirmation classmates were waiting to make their first confessions.

As Sister Agnes rushed to call 911, Joey Materi said, "Holy shit, Nina, you must've confessed one hell of a sin!"

That remark was miraculously overheard by the distracted and nearly-deaf Sister Agnes, resulting in an unpleasant penance for Joey, who had his mouth washed out with soap.

Nina never did receive any penance for her curtailed first confession.

And Most Precious Mother promptly went back to using the confessionals -which is why Nina hasn't set foot in this tiny room since.

Now, on a rainy Saturday June afternoon, the first thing she notices is that it looks exactly the same-pea-green indoor-outdoor carpeting, beige-painted cinderblock walls, a couple of wooden folding chairs, and a giant wooden crucifix as the only decor.

It smells the same, too-of incense and mildew, mothballs and musty hymnals.

The next thing she notices is that unlike the room, Joey Materi -whom she has seen practically every day of her life-looks startlingly different.

It isn't just that his dark hair is slicked back from his handsome face, or that he's wearing a black tuxedo instead of his usual jeans and flannel shirt.

The thing is, he suddenly looks like ... well, like a man. The tux makes his shoulders appear broader than usual, his lean frame taller than usual. His dark eyes bear an uncharacteristically solemn expression as he stares off into space, and his full lower lip is pensively caught beneath a top row of even white teeth. The devilish, jocular Joey Nina has known all her life is gone, replaced by this -this man. This ... Joe.

Nina takes a step closer to him, her periwinkle taffeta skirt rustling around her dyed-to-match satin pumps. She can hear faint organ music coming from the adjacent church, which is packed with expectant friends and family. You'd think someone would have instructed Millicent Milagros to stop playing The Wedding March, but she's just launched into yet another round.

Nina closes the door behind her, shutting out the music and instantly becoming aware that Joey doesn't just look different -he smells different, too.

Not that she is prone to sniffing Joey Materi. But she senses that if she were, he wouldn't normally smell so ... yummy. She can smell the white carnation that's pinned to his lapel, a scent that reminds her of the Easter Sunday corsages her father used to buy for her. She can also smell a tantalizingly musky, citrus scent.

"Are you wearing aftershave or something?" she asks incredulously.

Joey looks up, startled, as if he's just noticed her. "What the heck are you doing back here, Nina?"

Oh. That.

She takes a deep breath, forgetting all about the cologne.

"I have something to tell you," she says, trying not to sound overly ominous.

"Who's dead?"

Okay, so she needs to work on the ominous thing. Then again, why beat around the bush?

"Nobody's dead, Joey ..."

"Thank God."

"It's worse."

"Worse than dead? What can be worse than dead? And why are you telling me this now? I'm getting married any second." He checks the gold wristwatch he borrowed from his older brother, Phil.

Phil, who is currently shirking his best manly duties, the lousy coward. In Nina's opinion, Phil's the one who should be doing this. Not her. The maid of honor is supposed to tend to the bride, not the groom.

Then again, the bride must be halfway to the Port Authority right about now.

Meanwhile, Phil is suddenly nowhere to be found, the other groomsmen are useless in the wake of last night's rousing bachelor party, and the stricken bridesmaids are dabbing mascara-tinted tears from their cheeks in the ladies' room.

Which leaves only Nina to break the bad news to Minnie's would-be groom.

She puts a hand on his arm.

"Joey ... you'd better sit down."

"Nina, what the he -" He glances at the crucifix - "heck is going on?"

"Sit!" She gives him a little shove toward the folding chair.

He sits.

"Nina, why are you -" He breaks off, and then an uh-oh expression dawns. "Where's Minnie?"

"She's ... gone."

Joey gasps -a sound not unlike Father Hugh's last tortured breath.

"I'm sorry, Joey," Nina says, swallowing hard over a lump in her throat.

"What do you mean, 'gone'?"

"She's left town."

The look on his face tells her he doesn't get it. She'd better be more specific.

"She's left ... um, you."

"She's left me? But -"

"I'm so sorry."

"This can't be happening. She can't leave me."

"I'm sorry, Joey," she says again, patting his muscular arm.

She can't leave me ...

The same haunting words were spoken by Nina's father just last summer, about her mother Rosemarie.

She can't leave me ...

But Mommy is gone, too. Just like Minnie Scaturro. And Nina is left behind once again to pick up the pieces.

"Where did she go?" Joey asks miserably.

Nina sighs, forcing away the image of her mother lying eerily still in that hospital bed. "Minnie said she wants to find -"

"Wait, let me guess. To find herself? Isn't that why people get jilted? Because the other person wants to find herself?"

"I don't think it's herself that Minnie's going to find, Joey."

"Then who is she going to find?"

"God," Nina says flatly. "She said she's going to find God."

Joey looks at her in disbelief. "God's right here," he says, gesturing at the crucifix. "I mean, this is a church, for Christ's sake. Where does she think -"

"She said she got the calling, Joey," Nina blurts.

"The calling?"

"The calling."

"She got the calling now?"

"No. Last night."

"Last night," he repeated. "Last night, while I was out turning down lap dances and watching Danny puke all over the limo because he drank too many Jell-O shots, Minnie was getting the calling? Is that what you're telling me?"

Nina nods sympathetically. "I'm so -"

"Sorry?" he cuts in. "You said that, Neens. A few times."

"I don't know what else to say."

"I don't, either." He shakes his head, tears in his eyes. "I love her, Nina. You know that? I've loved her since eighth grade. Every plan I've ever made was built around marrying her."

"I know, Joey. I know."

She holds him close while his heart shatters into a million pieces, wishing she were anywhere but here. Wishing she were the one on the number seven train heading for a new whole life.

For the first time since the canopy bed, Nina finds herself envying Minnie Scaturro, who, instead of settling for a boring life as boring Joey's boring wife, gets to leave Queens behind at last.

Any day now, I'll be outta here, too, Nina consoles herself as Joey's tears soak her taffeta-covered shoulder. Any day now ...


Excerpted from The Nine Month Plan by Wendy Markham Copyright © 2003 by Wendy Corsi Staub
Excerpted by permission. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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Nine-Month Plan 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Laura_at_125Pages More than 1 year ago
3.5 Stars Original review at 125pages. I received this book for free from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review. I remember Wendy Markham from the golden age of Red Dress Ink. From about 2004 - 2008 there was a surge of chick lit and hot mommy books being pumped out. I used to walk the aisles of my local library looking for that small red logo on the spines and when found would check them out without ever reading the synopsis or looking at the cover. During that time I read Markham's Slightly series and I remember enjoying it. So when I saw The Nine Month Plan come around, I jumped at the chance to read it. And it was everything I hoped it would be. Nina and her best friend Joe have shared everything. Now Nina is ready to leave their hometown for good, but Joe proposes that while she waits for her plan to fall in place they have a baby. Joe will raise the baby and Nina will get to experience pregnancy and then be able to travel the world. The world created, pacing and characters created were all good and this was a very quick read. Funny, cutesy and formulaic; this book brought me back to when a book was just pure enjoyment. Could I guess 90% of the plot? Yes. Did I mind? No. I read The Nine Month Plan to be entertained, that's it. No deep thought, no life lessons; and sometimes that is just what you need. Favorite lines - "Looking up into his familiar brown eyes, Nina glimpses something she has never seen before: a raw intensity that catches her off guard. With that, all that is purely physical in the act seems to give way to a profound spiritual connection. This isn’t about Joe, or Nina, or their being together in the past or apart in the future. This is about the power to create a miracle, right here, right now."
JensReadingObsession More than 1 year ago
This was a cute and sweet romance about two friends who eventually figure out they're in love. It's a bit slow going as they move from best friends to lovers, and as they adjust their lives around the arrival of their child. Joe was a real sweetheart and you could tell he would be a great dad. Nina on the other hand, was already a good mom to her brothers and sisters, but did not think she wanted to be a mother. She struggled a bit through what her head wanted and what her heart wanted. The ending was a bit predictable, but I still really enjoyed the story. I received an ARC via Edelweiss for the purpose of an honest review. I was not compensated for this review, all conclusions are my own.
Lindsie More than 1 year ago
This book is unlike many of the other chick lit books out there. Not only does Wendy Markham produce a story with uniqueness that tugs at readers hearts, but also develops her characters just as if they were real. I loved the book. At times I felt it dragged a bit; fall in love already I kept thinking, but most of the book flowed effortlessly. A+
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Guest More than 1 year ago
One of my friends loaned me this book to read. She said that it was wonderful and it was a must read. She wasn't kidding! I fell in love with the characters from the start. I have read a lot of romance books and some of them after reading don't stand out and it's the same HEA just different covers. The book stands out and is a story line all it's own. I loved this book so much that I had to buy it even though I already read it. The book makes you feel good about love and friendship. I read it over again from time to time when I need a pick me up or just not wanting to start any other books. It's one that I will keep and not get rid of because it's just that type of book.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is a great start for a new and fun genre of book for those falling in the single and fun 21-35 category of life....once you start with this genre you wont put them down....I have gotten to many friends to count hooked on this genre!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I loved this book. I am not too big on romance because I dislike all the perfect looking men and women. This novel is not like that. Nina has had to be a 'mom' all her life to her family after her mother died in childbirth with her youngest brother. She just wants out. Then her best friend, Joe asks her to have a baby for him-no strings attached. It sounds hokey but it's definetly not. None of the characters are perfect. The storyline is well paced and wacky enough without becoming realistic. Definetly a great read.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I have not been able to sit down and finish a book in a long time. I was up until 4am one night reading this book. When I find a book I like I can't seem to put it down. I read this book of 389 pages in 3 days!!! Let me tell you - that doesn't happen very often...I can't wait to read more of Wendy Markham's books! YOU GO GIRL!
Guest More than 1 year ago
The Nine Month Plan was given to me, along with some other books. I read this first, and am SO glad I did. In a time where so much bad is going on in the world, this book made me laugh, cry (happy and sad tears), and feel GOOD. I loved the first-person storytelling. I became Nina's good friend, and she was telling the story over pizza and soda in her family's restaurant (you'll understand when you read the book!). I am absolutely giving this book as a Christmas stocking stuffer, and will recommend it to others looking for a great book. This had a fun story line, amazing descriptions of emotions, realistic tellings of pregnancy (the author MUST have children!), a subtle warning about pre-eclampsia (WONDERFUL---this doesn't get enough exposure!), and a happy and tearful ending. Any book that can make me cry happy tears at the end is a keeper....Wendy Markham will always have space on my bookshelves! A great escape book for those crazy days!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Nina Chickalini has been caring for her family since her mother died of eclampsia while giving birth to Nina's younger brother, Ralphie. Until her familial obligations have been met, Nina's dreams of moving out of her neighborhood in Queens and seeing the world has been put on hold. Her next-door neighbor/best friend, Joe Materi, is a workaholic. He longs to be a father & begins to half-jokingly suggest that Nina be the surrogate mother. Nina agrees. The story continues with the pregnancy, the both family's assumption they will marry, and Nina's goal of reaching 'Independence Day' which conflicts with her feelings for Joe and the baby. Joe is slowly beginning to realize that he may have always had feelings for Nina. This book is written in present tense, perhaps to draw the reader more into the story. It throws off the rhythm and flow of the scenes. Nina seems like an intelligent woman, but the fact that her main reasons to have Joe's baby is that she feels indebted to him for his kindness to her family over the years mixed in with the feeling that this is her only chance to know what it would like to be pregnant seems a bit odd. However, the scenes between Joe and Nina are tender and sweet. The main and secondary characters are likable. Overall, 'The Nine Month Plan' is a sweet story between two best friends who are selfless to a fault and do not realize that they are truly meant for each other. It's an enjoyable and entertaining read, if you can bypass the present tense in which it is written and the reasons for which Nina decides to have Joe's baby.
harstan More than 1 year ago
In Queens, New York, Nina Chickalini is weary and wants to simply escape from her home and her borough to the French Riviera instead of the Rockaways or Jones Beach. She is tired having raised her younger siblings after their mother left for heaven and achy from filling in at the family pizzeria.

However, Nina suffers from a responsibility bone so when her pal Joey Materi asks a favor she knows she owes him. He wants a child of his own so Nina agrees to be the surrogate mother, but makes it clear she did her child raising already and will not help him as Europe beckons just after the nine months are over. During the pregnancy the neighborhood plays matchmakers. Meanwhile, Nina reassesses her dreams for she feels so right in the muscular arms of Joey, who wants her as his beloved wife forever.

New York neighborhood humor is what keeps this charming contemporary romance from becoming a farcical soap opera. The story line amuses the audience with the antics of those wanting Nina to marry Joey. Readers who had early responsibilities will commiserate with Nina and all fans will like Joey who is a huggable hunk. Still, paying her debt by achieving the goal of THE NINE MONTH PLAN seems a bit excessive, but then again Wendy Markham keeps it just light enough to also make it fun to follow the Chickalini clan.

Harriet Klausner

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