Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

by Whee Winn

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Here's a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. It's sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. With more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. It's fun for the whole family and includes bonus Qand A jokes and riddles too!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780310750628
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Publication date: 02/02/2016
Pages: 128
Sales rank: 25,015
Product dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.40(d)
Age Range: 6 - 10 Years

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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


By Whee Winn

ZONDERVAN

Copyright © 2016 Zonderkidz
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-310-75062-8



CHAPTER 1

Name Jokes


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William mind your own business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get
something to eat?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora's locked. That's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your pool. I wanna take a dip!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo King!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!

Knock,
knock.

Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q. Chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya name is Dan.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G ...


(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Name Jokes, 9–36,
Place Jokes, 37–43,
Holiday Jokes, 45–52,
Food Jokes, 53–61,
Animal Jokes, 63–71,
Object Jokes, 73–97,
Bonus Jokes and Riddles, 99–121,

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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
LovenGod More than 1 year ago
Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Kids love knock-knock jokes and this book is crammed full of them. Over 250 jokes for kids. Broken down into chapters, the jokes are kept together by subject. For example, there is a chapter for food knock-knock jokes, holiday jokes, etc. As corny as they come, you have to love them. Classic knock-knock humor abounds. I admit it, I like them, so will your children. Here is a joke for the road. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a good joke! Do you? Get your copy today and begin to have some corny fun with your children. Available from Zonderkidz. This book was provided for review purposes only, no payment was received for this review.
LivingaFitandFulllife More than 1 year ago
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Whee Winn is fabulous! I absolutely love that the jokes are funny and wholesome. My daughter loves telling jokes but most joke books we've browsed contain jokes that I don't really approve of. I'm so glad to have finally found her a book of jokes that's family friendly and still produces a good laugh. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids contains more than 350 jokes so your sure to never run out of new jokes. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is such a fun book and would make an excellent gift this Easter. Disclosure: I received product(s) for free, in exchange for my honest review. I only recommend products I've used personally, and believe will be good fit for consumers.