Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold!
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B. is the bestest spier in the world. That’s ’cause she has sneaky feet. And her nose doesn’t whistle when she breathes. But guess what? Junie B. might be real sneaky. And real peeky. But when she spies on Mrs., she could get into real trouble!
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
|Publisher:||Random House Children's Books|
|Series:||Junie B. Jones Series|
|Sold by:||Random House|
|Lexile:||540L (what's this?)|
|File size:||20 MB|
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|Age Range:||6 - 8 Years|
About the Author
BARBARA PARK (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including Skinnybones and Mick Harte Was Here. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.
Date of Birth:April 21, 1947
Place of Birth:Mt. Holly, New Jersey
Education:B.S., University of Alabama, 1969
Read an Excerpt
Chapter 4: Cookie Mix and Other Stuff
The next day was Saturday.
Saturday is the day me and my mother go to the grocery store.
I have rules at that place.
Like no hollering the words I WANT ICE CREAM!
And no calling Mother the name of big meanie when she won't buy it.
And no eating a bag of marshmallows that doesn't belong to you.
Or else the store guy yanks it away from you. And he says, Eating is the same thing as stealing, young lady.
Then he takes you to Mother. And she has to pay for the whole entire bag. Except for I don't know why. 'Cause I only ate three of those softy guys and that's all.
The carts at the grocery store have seats in them. That's where babies sit. Only not me. 'Cause big girls get to walk all by theirselves.
And guess what else? One time Mother even let me push the whole big cart without any help.
Except for then some baked beanies got knocked off their shelf. And a grandma got her foot caught in my tire. And so now I have to wait till I'm bigger.
My favorite aisle is where the cookies are. That's 'cause sometimes there is a lady at a table there. And she gives me and Mother cookie samples. And we don't even have to pay for them.
Their name is freebies, I think.
Only too bad for me. 'Cause this time the lady wasn't there.
"Darn it," I said very disappointed. "No freebie lady."
Mother smiled. "That's okay. When we get home, we're going to bake our own cookies for Grandparents' Day, remember? Won't that be fun?" she asked.
I made my shoulders go up and down.
That's 'cause I was still mad at her for not taking me to my teacher's house, of course.
"What kind of cookie mix do you want?" asked Mother.
I did a frown at her. "I don't even want to bake cookies anymore" I said. "'Cause you still won't take me to where Mrs. lives."
Mother rumpled my hair. "Staying mad isn't going to change things, Junie B.," she said. "Now do you want to pick out the cookie mix? Or shall I?"
Then Mother picked out some cookie mix. And she gave it to me. And I throwed it in the cart very hard.
"Thank you," said Mother.
"You're not welcome," I said.
After that, Mother took me outside of the store. And me and her had a little talk.
A little talk is when Mother is mad at me. And she says who do I think I am, missy? And zactly how long so I think she's going to put up with me?
Then I have to say a 'pology to her.
A 'pology is the words I'm sorry.
Except for you don't actually have to mean it. 'Cause nobody can even tell the difference.
After the little talk, we went back into the store.
"Shall we try again?" asked Mother.
Then she gave me another box of cookie mix. And I put it in the cart very nice.
"That's better," she said. "Thank you."
You're not welcome, I said inside my head.
Then I smiled to myself. 'Cause Mother can't even hear me in there.
After that, me and her went around the corner. And I saw my most favorite thing in the whole world!
And its name is the water fountain!
"Hey! I need a drink!" I said very excited.
Then I runned right over there. And I hopped up on the little step.
"Need some help?" called Mother.
"No," I said. "'Cause I'm almost six years old, that's why. And so I already know how to work this big guy.
"And here's another thing I know," I said.
"No putting your mouth on the water spout. Or else germs will get inside you. And you will die."
I smiled very proud. "Paulie Allen Puffer told me that," I explained.
Then I bended my head over the fountain. And I drank for a very long time.
"Hurry up, Junie B.," said Mother. "I need to get the shopping done."
I wiped my mouth off with my arm.
"Yeah, only I can't hurry up. Or else I might a stomachache and spit up water. 'Cause a boy named William did that on the playground yesterday."
Mother looked at her watch. "Okay. Well, I'm going to be right here in the cereal aisle. As soon as you've finished drinking, come directly back to me."
"Okey-dokey," I said very happy.
Then I turned around and drinked and drinked and drinked.
Except for then I started feeling a little bit sickish. And so I had to sit down on the little step and rest my water.
That's when the big front doors of the grocery store opened.
And guess what?
My eyes almost popped out of my head, that's what!
'Cause I saw a big shock!
And its name was Mrs.!
My real live teacher named Mrs. was at the grocery store!
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Gave to my 6 year old granddaughter who was extremely excited to continue reading this series!
Awsome ! Awsome !Awsome !
Once again, Junie B. cracks me up in another one of her hillarious stories.Since Junie B. Is little she talks in "a little kid way", also she says words like stupid and dumb which may not be aproprite for some younger kids.She also spys on people which some kids could follow her example and do too! In all I kind of liked this story it was ok.
This was one of my favorite books when i was 6! Im thinking about getting it for my little brother.
My daughter is 6 and loves reading. She read a Junie B. Jones book at school and wanted to have her own at home. She made up a voice that Junie might have and she reads out loud to me in that voice. Sometimes just around the house she pretends she's Junie and has that voice too. One issue is that words are sometimes made up by Junie but my daughter realizes they are not real words. Could be a problem for a child that doesn't have good reading skills or vocabulary. Overall a very fun book to read with your child.
She is uber cute
I know iam to old for it but its still funny
Junie B. Jones books are great for independent readers in grades 1 and 2. The stories are just challenging enough, and kids can relate to the characters. I'd recommend this series to any parent with a young child.
My favorite character in this book was Junie b., because she is hilarious. I liked the part when she hid in the hamper and her grandpa walks in and takes his teeth out of his mouth. Junie is so surpised, she bumps her head and he jumps up and mother comes in and says 'no more spying' and she still did anyway.
What if you saw your teacher stealing grapes from the store while you were spying, when your mom told you not to spy? Junie B. is a kindergartener. She was spying at the store and saw her teacher; she calls her Mrs., eating grapes right out of the store bag. She doesn¿t know what to do. If she tells her mom she is going to get in trouble for spying. And if she tells the sales guy she might make her teacher go to jail. Read this book to find out if Mrs. is a thief and if Junie B. gets in trouble for spying on Mrs. I recommend this book to people that like funny books.
I read Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying. I give this book 5 stars out of 5. I think this book deserves 5 stars because it's a funny story with great pictures. This book is all about Junie B. Jones. She thinks she is a spy. She goes to the grocery store and sees Mrs., her teacher, eating grapes without paying for them. This part was really funny to me. I like reading Junie B. Jones books.
Junie B.¿s mother has told her not to spy, but Junie B.¿s discovered something by spying. She has a horrible secret- Mrs. stole grapes! She has no peace until Mrs. explains it to her. Later on she blurts it to the grandparents, but they¿re so amused that Mrs.¿ discomfort is lessoned.
Junie B. Jones gets herself into trouble by acting on her curiosity about her teacher.The book would be useful to discuss spying, curiosity, and people-watching.
I read this book to my little sisters and in the end my entire family was sitting in the living room laughing! Way to go Junie B.
This was the best book in the world Ever
Thanks again Junie B. Jones
Its were Junie starts scaring people
Junie B Jones is the best,the author is the best,everything is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend likes these bookes...ME TOO! you will most likely smile when you read these sieres! who cares if people say their wierd i don't care so you shoudn't.
This book stinks SaysVOLLEYBALLSTAR
Have this on paper back but........... iwant to go too!!!!!!! 100000000 what ever number this is this is how manyn stars.
I'm 11 and i read this book in like third grade and it was so funny. Junie B jones hides in so many funny places like her grandpa's hamper! I reccomend these books to anybody because they most likely WILL crack you up! I have been collecting sooo many of these that i have read them each more than ten times! Well i hope my review helps and happy reading!! Bye!! -Caroline
Junie B. ROCKS.