Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Junie B. Jones Series #3)

Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Junie B. Jones Series #3)

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Overview

“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man
 
Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold!
 
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
 
USA Today:
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
 
Publishers Weekly:
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
 
Kirkus Reviews:
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
 
Time:
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780679844075
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Publication date: 08/28/1993
Series: Junie B. Jones Series
Pages: 80
Sales rank: 35,995
Product dimensions: 5.16(w) x 7.62(h) x 0.58(d)
Lexile: 560L (what's this?)
Age Range: 6 - 8 Years

About the Author

BARBARA PARK (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including Skinnybones and Mick Harte Was Here. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.

Hometown:

Scottsdale, Arizona

Date of Birth:

April 21, 1947

Place of Birth:

Mt. Holly, New Jersey

Education:

B.S., University of Alabama, 1969

Read an Excerpt

Chapter 2: The Cop and Dr. Smiley

When we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.

"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!"

Then I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!

"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?" I shouted.

Mrs. put her finger to her lips. That means be quiet.

"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!"

After that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.

I wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.

Just then there was a knock on the door.

Mrs. hurried to open it.

"HEY! IT'S A COP!" I hollered very excited.

The cop came into Room Nine.

He had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.

Mrs. smiled. "Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?"

"I can!" I called out. "They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think."

Just then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.

"They didn't rest him, stupid!" he hollered. "They arrested him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!"

Then the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.

"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy," I said to just myself.

After that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.

Also he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.

"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" I said.

'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.

Then another knock came at the door.

This time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.

"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley," said Mrs. "Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist."

Dr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.

"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink," I said.

After that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.

"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?" she asked.

"Yes," I said. "Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood."

Dr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.

Flossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.

Only pretty soon an accident happened.

That's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.

Then Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth.

And then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!

Room Nine clapped and clapped.

Dr. Smiley did a bow.

Then Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day.

"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth"? I asked.

Mrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.

That's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.

Buzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.

"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day," said a girl named Emily.

"I'm going to dress up like a princess," said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.

I did a giggle. "I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!" I said.

Then I ran speedy fast around the room. And I butted that mean Jim in the stomach with my head.

And guess what?

I didn't even get caught!

That's what!

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Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Junie B. Jones Series #3) 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 99 reviews.
Heidy Midence More than 1 year ago
Junie B. Jones is hilarious! I recommend getting all the books. Young and old can enjoy! Great job Barbara Parks!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is very good book!!
lovetolearnandread More than 1 year ago
I loved this book it is an excellant book! I would reccomend this book to a friend because I think it was a great book!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Need more pages for the Sample
katesgram More than 1 year ago
I bought this book for my five year old granddaughter and she absolutely loved it. I read it to her in one sitting. I kept asking her if she was tired of listening to it, and she kept wanting me to go on reading. That is unusual for her.
Guest More than 1 year ago
My favorite character in this book is Junie B. Jones because whe is funny, silly, and loving. I like how she always talks out. I am glad I am not just like.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I GOT THAT BOOK FOR A B-DAY PRESENT. WHEN I FIRST READ IT, I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN!
Marissa Long More than 1 year ago
Junie B. Jones is a Graduation Girl is funny enough to make adults laugh aloud! I love this book.
Yvonne Fonseca More than 1 year ago
Greatest book in da word
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
like realy i read this book in the first grade no i am in seventh grade not one curse if you think shut up is a bad word you have problems .... realy big problems
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Alright i guess
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Re:bad word You have problems kid if you think shut up is a bad word what are you like five im eleven and love the book, kid there are worse words out there go frame those books
seveneightnine More than 1 year ago
Sometimes life is like P.U. Junie B.'s havin a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And how she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is job day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
KimSiljeg on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Fun book to read aloud to students in K-2. 2nd and 3rd graders might be able to read it independently. I thought the writing style Barbara Park used was very creative because she wrote as if she was actually a girl in kindergarten. I had never read any of the Junie B. Jones books and picked this one because of the title: Junie B. Jones and her Big Fat Mouth. I enjoyed the book.
wturnbull06 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This chapter book is a good example or realistic fiction because Junie B. Jones is a kindergartener who is learning how to control her mouth and out burst in class which is something all students learn to do when they start school. It is just a little bit harder for Junie B.Characterization: Junie B. Jones is a round character because you learn a lot about her through her narration of the problems she had at school and home.
allie_mansfield on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Everyone will love this kindergartner. Junie B Jones has a great way of getting into trouble and telling it like it is. Great adventure with this one. I would recommend to read more of these series.
EmilyBush on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Once again, I feel that this book didn't teach anything. In a way, I feel it teaches a sort of disrespect. Yes, I understand it's a children's book. However, I feel that it could teach better morals than it does. I had Career Day as a kid and I loved those days. We had our parents come and tell about their jobs. It was an amazing experience.
csloan on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed this book. Junie is a funny character for young students to read. As a teacher you could have them read this book when you are going to do career day at your school.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was short
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She's got in lots of trouble, but now she needs a job idea for Job Day.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love it when she says she shouted out her big fat mouth it's so funny
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