I keep getting it wrong, at this very moment as you read this, some woman will be standing in front of me crying, cursing, screaming at me because of something I did, or didn't do.
"Is it not the right time for a relationship?"
"Is it too soon to get into another relationship?"
"Are we just having sex or is this officially a relationship?"
"Is it me?"
"Is it you?"
"What! I'm pregnant?!"
"Wait,... Are you pregnant also?"
"I'm keeping this baby!"
"I'm not fucking going to have a baby by yo ass!"
"I WANT A DIVORCE!"
These are just some questions, statements, and screaming matches I've been faced with throughout my many experiences with women. This book is a series of short stories about me, and my dysfunctional relationships with women and some insight that I have gained from those experiences. I also had to sprinkle a few lessons in there (it's the teacher in me I couldn't help it). Some of these women are/were famous but no names will be mentioned to protect the innocent. I also dug a little bit deeper to understand relationships as it relate to the culture I grew up in.