Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum Series #8)

Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum Series #8)

by Janet Evanovich

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The #1 bestselling phenomenon continues in the eighth Stephanie Plum novel. The stakes get higher, the crimes get nastier, the chases get faster, and the men get hotter.

This time Stephanie, Morelli, Ranger. Lula, Valerie, and Grandma Mazur are strapped in for the ride of their lives. Stephanie is hired to find a missing child. But things aren't always as they seem and Stephanie must determine if she's working for the right side of the law. Plus, there's the Morelli question: can a Jersey girl keep her head on straight when more than just bullets are aimed for her heart? And with the Plum and Morelli relationship looking rocky, is it time for Ranger to move in for the kill? Janet Evanovich's latest thriller proves that Hard Eight will never be enough.

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ISBN-13: 9781429971379
Publisher: St. Martin''s Publishing Group
Publication date: 04/01/2010
Series: Stephanie Plum Series , #8
Sold by: Macmillan
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 320
Sales rank: 9,802
File size: 254 KB

About the Author

Janet Evanovich is the author of the Stephanie Plum books, including One for the Money and Sizzling Sixteen, and the Diesel&Tucker series, including Wicked Appetite. Janet studied painting at Douglass College, but that art form never quite fit, and she soon moved on to writing stories. She didn't have instant success: she collected a big box of rejection letters. As she puts it, "When the box was full I burned the whole damn thing, crammed myself into pantyhose and went to work for a temp agency." But after a few months of secretarial work, she managed to sell her first novel for $2,000. She immediately quit her job and started working full-time as a writer. After a dozen romance novels, she switched to mystery, and created Stephanie Plum. The rest is history. Janet's favorite exercise is shopping, and her drug of choice is Cheeze Doodles. She and her husband live in New Hampshire, in house with a view of the Connecticut River Valley.
Janet Evanovich is the author of the Stephanie Plum books, including One for the Money and Sizzling Sixteen, and the Diesel&Tucker series, including Wicked Appetite. Janet studied painting at Douglass College, but that art form never quite fit, and she soon moved on to writing stories. She didn’t have instant success: she collected a big box of rejection letters. As she puts it, “When the box was full I burned the whole damn thing, crammed myself into pantyhose and went to work for a temp agency.” But after a few months of secretarial work, she managed to sell her first novel for $2,000. She immediately quit her job and started working full-time as a writer. After a dozen romance novels, she switched to mystery, and created Stephanie Plum. The rest is history. Janet’s favorite exercise is shopping, and her drug of choice is Cheeze Doodles.


Hanover, New Hampshire

Date of Birth:

April 22, 1943

Place of Birth:

South River, New Jersey


B.A., Douglass College, 1965

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Hard Eight

By Janet Evanovich

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ISBN: 978-1-4299-7137-9


Lately, I've been spending a lot of time rolling on the ground with men who think a stiffy represents personal growth. The rolling around has nothing to do with my sex life. The rolling around is what happens when a bust goes crapola and there's a last ditch effort to hog-tie a big, dumb bad guy possessing a congenitally defective frontal lobe.

My name is Stephanie Plum, and I'm in the fugitive apprehension business ... bond enforcement, to be exact, working for my cousin Vincent Plum. It wouldn't be such a bad job except the direct result of bond enforcement is usually incarceration — and fugitives tend to not like this. Go figure. To encourage fugitive cooperation on the way back to the pokey I usually persuade the guys I capture to wear handcuffs and leg shackles. This works pretty good most of the time. And, if done right, cuts back on the rolling around on the ground stuff.

Unfortunately, today wasn't most of the time. Martin Paulson, weighing in at 297 pounds and standing five feet, eight inches tall, was arrested for credit card fraud and for being a genuinely obnoxious person. He failed to show for his court appearance last week, and this put Martin on my Most Wanted List. Since Martin is not too bright, he hadn't been too hard to find. Martin had, in fact, been at home engaged in what he does best ... stealing merchandise off the Internet. I'd managed to get Martin into cuffs and leg shackles and into my car. I'd even managed to drive Martin to the police station on North Clinton Avenue. Unfortunately, when I attempted to get Martin out of my car he tipped over and was now rolling around on his belly, trussed up like a Christmas goose, unable to right himself.

We were in the parking lot adjacent to the municipal building. The back door leading to the docket lieutenant was less than fifty feet away. I could call for help, but I'd be the brunt of cop humor for days. I could unlock the cuffs or ankle shackles, but I didn't trust Paulson. He was royally pissed off, red-faced and swearing, making obscene threats and horrifying animal sounds.

I was standing there, watching Paulson struggle, wondering what the hell I was going to do, because anything short of a forklift wasn't going to get Paulson up off the pavement. And just then, Joe Juniak pulled into the lot. Juniak is a former police chief and is now mayor of Trenton. He's a bunch of years older than me and about a foot taller. Juniak's second cousin, Ziggy, is married to my cousin-in-law Gloria Jean. So we're sort of family ... in a remote way.

The driver's side window slid down, and Juniak grinned at me, cutting his eyes to Paulson. "Is he yours?"


"He's illegally parked. His ass is over the white line."

I toed Paulson, causing him to start rocking again. "He's stuck."

Juniak got out of his car and hauled Paulson up by his armpits. "You don't mind if I embellish this story when I spread it all over town, do you?"

"I do mind! Remember, I voted for you," I said. "And we're almost related."

"Not gonna help you, cutie. Cops live for stuff like this."

"You're not a cop anymore."

"Once a cop, always a cop."

Paulson and I watched Juniak get back into his car and drive away.

"I can't walk in these things," Paulson said, looking down at the shackles. "I'm gonna fall over again. I haven't got a good sense of balance."

"Have you ever heard the bounty hunter slogan, Bring 'em back — dead or alive?"


"Don't tempt me."

Actually, bringing someone back dead is a big no-no, but this seemed like a good time to make an empty threat. It was late afternoon. It was spring. And I wanted to get on with my life. Spending another hour coaxing Paulson to walk across the parking lot wasn't high on my list of favored things to do.

I wanted to be on a beach somewhere with the sun blistering my skin until I looked like a fried pork rind. Okay, truth is at this time of year that might have to be Cancún, and Cancún didn't figure into my budget. Still, the point was, I didn't want to be here in this stupid parking lot with Paulson.

"You probably don't even have a gun," Paulson said.

"Hey, give me a break. I haven't got all day for this. I have other things to do."

"Like what?"

"None of your business."

"Hah! You haven't got anything better to do."

I was wearing jeans and a T-shirt and black Caterpillar boots, and I had a real urge to kick him in the back of his leg with my size-seven CAT.

"Tell me," he said.

"I promised my parents I'd be home for dinner at six."

Paulson burst out laughing. "That's pathetic. That's fucking pathetic." The laughter turned into a coughing fit. Paulson leaned forward, wobbled side to side, and fell over. I reached for him, but it was too late. He was back on his belly, doing his beached whale imitation.

My parents live in a narrow duplex in a chunk of Trenton called the Burg. If the Burg was a food, it would be pasta — penne rigate, ziti, fettuccine, spaghetti, and elbow macaroni, swimming in marinara, cheese sauce, or mayo. Good, dependable, all-occasion food that puts a smile on your face and fat on your butt. The Burg is a solid neighborhood where people buy houses and live in them until death kicks them out. Backyards are used to run a clothesline, store the garbage can, and give the dog a place to poop. No fancy backyard decks and gazebos for Burgers. Burgers sit on their small front porches and cement stoops. The better to see the world go by.

I rolled in just as my mother was pulling the roast chicken out of the oven. My father was already in his seat at the head of the table. He stared straight ahead, eyes glazed, thoughts in limbo, knife and fork in hand. My sister, Valerie, who had recently moved back home after leaving her husband, was at work whipping potatoes in the kitchen. When we were kids Valerie was the perfect daughter. And I was the daughter who stepped in dog poo, sat on gum, and constantly fell off the garage roof in an attempt to fly. As a last ditch effort to preserve her marriage, Valerie had traded in her Italian-Hungarian genes and turned herself into Meg Ryan. The marriage failed, but the blonde Meg-shag persists.

Valerie's kids were at the table with my dad. The nine-year-old, Angie, was sitting primly with her hands folded, resigned to enduring the meal, an almost perfect clone of Valerie at that age. The seven-year-old, Mary Alice, the kid from hell, had two sticks poked into her brown hair.

"What's with the sticks?" I asked.

"They not sticks. They're antlers. I'm a reindeer."

This was a surprise because usually she's a horse.

"How was your day?" Grandma asked me, setting a bowl of green beans on the table. "Did you shoot anybody? Did you capture any bad guys?"

Grandma Mazur moved in with my parents shortly after Grandpa Mazur took his fat clogged arteries to the all-you-can-eat buffet in the sky. Grandma's in her midseventies and doesn't look a day over ninety. Her body is aging, but her mind seems to be going in the opposite direction. She was wearing white tennis shoes and a lavender polyester warm-up suit. Her steel gray hair was cut short and permed to within an inch of its life. Her nails were painted lavender to match the suit.

"I didn't shoot anybody today," I said, "but I brought in a guy wanted for credit card fraud."

There was a knock at the front door, and Mabel Markowitz stuck her head in and called, "Yoohoo."

My parents live in a two-family duplex. They own the south half, and Mabel Markowitz owns the north half, the house divided by a common wall and years of disagreement over house paint. Out of necessity, Mabel's made thrift a religious experience, getting by on Social Security and government-surplus peanut butter. Her husband, Izzy, was a good man but drank himself into an early grave. Mabel's only daughter died of uterine cancer a year ago. The son-in-law died a month later in a car crash.

All forward progress stopped at the table, and everyone looked to the front door, because in all the years Mabel had lived next door, she'd never once yoohooed while we were eating.

"I hate to disturb your meal," Mabel said. "I just wanted to ask Stephanie if she'd have a minute to stop over, later. I have a question about this bond business. It's for a friend."

"Sure," I said. "I'll be over after dinner." I imagined it would be a short conversation since everything I knew about bond could be said in two sentences.

Mabel left and Grandma leaned forward, elbows on the table. "I bet that's a lot of hooey about wanting advice for a friend. I bet Mabels been busted."

Everyone simultaneously rolled their eyes at Grandma.

"Okay then," she said. "Maybe she wants a job. Maybe she wants to be a bounty hunter. You know how she's always squeaking by."

My father shoveled food into his mouth, keeping his head down. He reached for the potatoes and spooned seconds onto his plate. "Christ," he mumbled.

"If there's anyone in that family who would need a bail bond, it would be Mabel's ex-grandson-in-law," my mother said. "He's mixed up with some bad people these days. Evelyn was smart to divorce him."

"Yeah, and that divorce was real nasty," Grandma said to me. "Almost as nasty as yours."

"I set a high standard."

"You were a pip," Grandma said.

My mother did another eye roll. "It was a disgrace."

Mabel Markowitz lives in a museum. She married in 1943 and still has her first table lamp, her first pot, her first chrome-and-Formica kitchen table. Her living room was newly wallpapered in 1957. The flowers have faded but the paste has held. The carpet is dark Oriental. The upholstered pieces sag slightly in the middle, imprinted with asses that have since moved on ... either to God or Hamilton Township.

Certainly the furniture doesn't bear the imprint of Mabel's ass as Mabel is a walking skeleton who never sits. Mabel bakes and cleans and paces while she talks on the phone. Her eyes are bright, and she laughs easily, slapping her thigh, wiping her hands on her apron. Her hair is thin and gray, cut short and curled. Her face is powdered first thing in the morning to a chalky white. Her lipstick is pink and applied hourly, feathering out into the deep crevices that line her mouth.

"Stephanie," she said, "how nice to see you. Come in. I have a coffee cake."

Mrs. Markowitz always has a coffee cake. That's the way it is in the Burg. Windows are clean, cars are big, and there's always a coffee cake.

I took a seat at the kitchen table. "The truth is, I don't know very much about bond. My cousin Vinnie is the bond expert."

"It's not so much about bond," Mabel said. "It's more about finding someone. And I fibbed about it being for a friend. I was embarrassed. I just don't know how to even begin telling you this."

Mabel's eyes filled with tears. She cut a piece of coffee cake and shoved it into her mouth. Angry. Mabel wasn't the sort of woman to comfortably fall victim to emotion. She washed the coffee cake down with coffee that was strong enough to dissolve a spoon if you let it sit in the cup too long. Never accept coffee from Mrs. Markowitz.

"I guess you know Evelyn's marriage didn't work out. She and Steven got a divorce a while back, and it was pretty bitter," Mabel finally said.

Evelyn is Mabel's granddaughter. I've known Evelyn all my life, but we were never close friends. She lived several blocks away, and she went to Catholic school. Our paths only intersected on Sundays when she'd come to dinner at Mabel's house. Valerie and I called her the Giggler because she giggled at everything. She'd come over to play board games in her Sunday clothes, and she'd giggle when she rolled the dice, giggle when she moved her piece, giggle when she lost. She giggled so much she got dimples. And when she got older, she was one of those girls that boys love. Evelyn was all round softness and dimples and vivacious energy.

I hardly ever saw Evelyn anymore, but when I did there wasn't much vivacious energy left in her.

Mabel pressed her thin lips together. "There was so much arguing and hard feelings over the divorce that the judge made Evelyn take out one of these new child custody bonds. I guess he was afraid Evelyn wouldn't let Steven see Annie. Anyway, Evelyn didn't have any money to put up for the bond. Steven took the money that Evelyn got when my daughter died, and he never gave Evelyn anything. Evelyn was like a prisoner in that house on Key Street. I'm almost the only relative left for Evelyn and Annie now, so I put my house here up for collateral. Evelyn wouldn't have gotten custody if I didn't do that."

This was all new to me. I'd never heard of a custody bond. The people I tracked down were in violation of a bail bond.

Mabel wiped the table clean of crumbs and dumped the crumbs in the sink. Mabel wasn't good at sitting. "It was all just fine until last week when I got a note from Evelyn, saying she and Annie were going away for a while. I didn't think much of it, but all of a sudden everyone is looking for Annie. Steven came to my house a couple days ago, raising his voice and saying terrible things about Evelyn. He said she had no business taking Annie off like she did, taking her away from him and taking her out of first grade. And he said he was invoking the custody bond. And then this morning I got a phone call from the bond company telling me they were going to take my house if I didn't help them get Annie back."

Mabel looked around her kitchen. "I don't know what I'd do without the house. Can they really take it from me?"

"I don't know," I told Mabel. "I've never been involved in anything like this."

"And now they all got me worried. How do I know if Evelyn and Annie are okay? I don't have any way of getting in touch. And it was just a note. It wasn't even like I talked to Evelyn."

Mabel's eyes filled up again, and I was really hoping she wasn't going to flat-out cry because I wasn't great with big displays of emotion. My mother and I expressed affection through veiled compliments about gravy.

"I feel just terrible," Mabel said. "I don't know what to do. I thought maybe you could find Evelyn and talk to her ... make sure her and Annie are all right. I could put up with losing the house, but I don't want to lose Evelyn and Annie. I've got some money set aside. I don't know how much you charge for this sort of thing."

"I don't charge anything. I'm not a private investigator. I don't take on private cases like this." Hell, I'm not even a very good bounty hunter!

Mabel picked at her apron, tears rolling down her cheeks now. "I don't know who else to ask."

Oh man, I don't believe this. Mabel Markowitz, crying! This was at about the same comfort level as getting a gyno exam in the middle of Main Street at high noon.

"Okay," I said. "I'll see what I can do ... as a neighbor."

Mabel nodded and wiped her eyes. "I'd appreciate it." She took an envelope from the sideboard. "I have a picture for you. It's Annie and Evelyn. It was taken last year when Annie turned seven. And I wrote Evelyn's address on a piece of paper for you, too. And her car and license plate."

"Do you have a key to her house?"

"No," Mabel said. "She never gave me one."

"Do you have any ideas about where Evelyn might have gone? Anything at all?"

Mabel shook her head. "I can't imagine where she's taken off to. She grew up here in the Burg. Never lived anyplace else. Didn't go away to college. Most all our relatives are right here."

"Did Vinnie write the bond?"

"No. It's some other company. I wrote it down." She reached into her apron pocket and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "It's True Blue Bonds, and the man's name is Les Sebring."

My cousin Vinnie owns Vincent Plum Bail Bonds and runs his business out of a small storefront office on Hamilton Avenue. A while back when I'd been desperate for a job, I'd sort of blackmailed Vinnie into taking me on. The Trenton economy has since improved, and I'm not sure why I'm still working for Vinnie, except that the office is across from a bakery.

Sebring has offices downtown, and his operation makes Vinnie's look like chump change. I've never met Sebring but I've heard stories. He's supposed to be extremely professional. And he's rumored to have legs second only to Tina Turner's.

I gave Mabel an awkward hug, told her I'd look into things for her, and I left.

My mother and my grandmother were waiting for me. They were at my parents' front door with the door cracked an inch, their noses pressed to the glass.

"Pssst," my grandmother said. "Hurry up over here. We're dying."

"I can't tell you," I said.

Both women sucked in air. This went against the code of the Burg. In the Burg, blood was always thicker than water. Professional ethics didn't count for much when held up to a juicy piece of gossip among family members.

"Okay," I said, ducking inside. "I might as well tell you. You'll find out anyway." We rationalize a lot in the Burg, too. "When Evelyn got divorced she had to take out something called a child custody bond. Mabel put her house up as collateral. Now Evelyn and Annie are off somewhere, and Mabel is getting pressured by the bond company."


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Table of Contents


Janet Does It By the Numbers: How Professional Wrestling, Donald Duck, and Loads of Dirty Talk Led the Author of Hard Eight to a Life of Crime
From the May/June 2002 issue of Book magazine.

For Janet Evanovich, writing a book is like pulling your guts out through your nose. If she has something better to do, she says, she'll do it. So you'll see her riding around Hanover, New Hampshire, on the back of her daughter Alex's Harley-Davidson, flying off to catch a World Wrestling Federation event, or indulging in her latest obsession, watching NASCAR. She motivates herself, she admits, by spending money before she earns it. But she is disciplined enough to add a new novel every year to her bestselling Stephanie Plum line, a fast-paced, no-holds-barred series that retains a bit of the sizzle and steam that Evanovich captured as a successful romance writer in books with titles like Manhunt and Naughty Neighbor. She pounded out her latest, Hard Eight, the same way she has written her other books: by sitting in her office in her Frank Lloyd Wright knockoff house for up to 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, eating her way through bag after bag of Cheez Doodles.

What makes you lose control?
One glass of champagne. I'm a real cheap date -- I can't drink. One night in my late 20s, I got drunk as a skunk and fell off the toilet and broke my nose -- crashed into the sink and knocked myself out. Really, it was a terrible thing then, but it's funny now. So I went to the ER and the doctor asked me, "How did you break your nose?" I told him I passed out and fell off the toilet, and he said to me, "Were you straining?" I had plastic surgery and got this great nose. So something good comes out of everything.

Why did you switch from romance novels to mysteries?
First of all, I got kicked out of romance. I reached the point where I was very frustrated because I couldn't get anyone to buy the romantic adventure books that I wanted to write. So I just quit. You can reinvent yourself all the time. I look at young people who are so worried about doing it all and about their careers. It's all bullshit. You can rearrange your life anytime you want if you want it badly enough.

Why did you make your heroine, Stephanie Plum, a bounty hunter?
I didn't want to do a female private investigator, because I just didn't think I could do anything better than Sue [Grafton]. I didn't want to do a cop, because you really need to know what you're doing to pull off a cop. And one day I saw Midnight Run on television. And what I realized was that it's kind of a seat-of-your-pants thing. You rely on a lot of bravado and intuition. You need to have some skills, but it seemed like something that Stephanie and I could come up-to-speed together on.

Is there a lot of Stephanie in you?
Yes, a lot. She is younger and slimmer and braver, but she has my background and we have a lot of similar interests. But Stephanie is not in my generation. Alex keeps me in the right generation. Alex drags me out to NASCAR; we just came back from seeing the WWF. Any time I can sit and watch some gorgeous guy in little black leather panties is a good day.

That brings up sex. Is there a difference between the sex you wrote in romance novels and what you write now?
In romance there was a lot more of it, and it was more specific and romantic, and the language was different. You talk about his "manhood," but I can call it a "dick" now. It was one of the reasons why I changed over. I feel more comfortable with the kind of sex I have in my books now.

What books are on your nightstand?
Stacked right now are about 40 books, because I almost never get a chance to read these days. I read a lot of comic books. I love Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge, and I have a subscription to Betty and Veronica and Donald Duck. Actually, Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge are the reasons why I am writing the books that I write today. They are adventure stories. Uncle Scrooge is always running off looking for Inca treasures or gold in the Klondike, and that is what I'm writing. I love adventure.

So what scares you?
Spiders. That's pretty much it. (Jennifer Clarson)


Hard Eight
"Keeps up Evanovich's standards for over-the-top situations" -Chicago Tribune

"[A] must read...readers will want to finish this delightful work in one sitting."--Midwest Book Review

"Offers the best action yet."-Newark Star-Ledger

"The girl mercenary is as fresh as ever." -People

"Hard Eight is most emphatically not Raymond Chandler but, like his work, a piece of finely crafted prose." -San Francisco Chronicle

"Plum is one of fiction's most irresistible heroines."-Seattle Post Intelligencer

"Evanovich has certainly come a long way since One for the Money; her latest Stephanie Plum mystery merits a one-day national laydown on June 18."--Library Journal

"Well plotted and cleverly resolved...her wickedly funny characterizations and the intriguing love triangle are what keep her readers coming back for more."-Bookpage

"As close to summer escapism as you can get. Evanovich hits a high note with her newest...a great addition to a well-stocked beach bag."-Houston Chronicle

"A perfect summer vacation book...promises fun, laughter, and unforgettable characters...Evanovich delivers."-Tennessean (Nashville, TN)

"Thrills mixed with lust, seasoned with humor: a delightful escape."-News & Record (Greensboro, NC)

"Evanovich produces more than "beach reading". She writes rollicking, raunchy, hysterical fiction that is so real, you will laugh out loud and want to visit the Burg."-Rockwall County News

"Just when you think the adventures of Plum and company can't get any funnier or moreconvoluted, Janet Evanovich proves you wrong-nobody does it better!" -Romantic Times

Seven Up
"A madcap comic mystery-Jersey-girl style."-The New York Times

"Expect a laugh per page...Bottom line: Plum Pick."-People

"If you like your summer reads hot and sassy, try Seven Up."-Boston Herald

"Evanovich is the crown princess of detective fiction...Seven Up is brassy, comical, and light-hearted."-Bookpage

"[Seven Up is funny, sexy, scary."-Booklist

"Edgy romance triangle, the loopy family relationships, or the bounty-hunting jobs that skate between absurdity and genuine tension."-Denver Post

"An adventurous, amusing ride...billed as a crime novel, it has the requisite intrigue and chase scenes, but is also seasoned with humor."-Oakland Press (Pontiac, MI)

"[A] fast, funny, and first-rate tale."-Ft. Myers News Press

"Romantic and laugh-out-loud funny, this caper is the perfect summer antidote to serious reading."-St. Louis Post-Dispatch

"The dialogue's snappy...the pace is quick...Evanovich's great gift is an ability to create situations zany enough to provoke bursts of laughter."-Philadelphia Inquirer

"Marked by wise-cracking humor, eccentric characters, and a gritty urban New Jersey setting...Evanovich's 'Stephanie Plum' series attracts an ever-increasing number of fans with each book."-Library Journal

"Loads of fun...with laughs on every page."-USA Today

"Evanovich continues...her successful formula...[she] provides a beginning that illustrates all that is right with this series and an ending that ties the story together, gives us a dose of reality, and leaves us with a cliffhanger."-Chicago Tribune

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Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum Series #8) 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 638 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I started this series on #6 I had to go to the library and get the first to last books! I laughed till I cried with every book! I am originally from Jersey and there are too too many Jerseisums for me to count! Hiliarious Read!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I have read (and re-read) every Stephanie Plum novel to date, and (Sorry, Janet!) Hard Eight is just not up to snuff. I miss Grandma Mazur (she should at least threaten someone with a gun), I miss Joe (Stephanie's soul-mate!) and, although he's in it a lot, I miss Ranger! What have you done with him?!? He's still sexy, he's still hot as a pistol, but the passion that emanated off the page with his and Steph's flirtations in the last three books are strangely absent here ... while he fills the page and makes daydreamers of us all, for his and Steph's ultimate moment, it's as though he checked more than his gun at the door. I realize that Steph's deepest soul belongs to Morelli, but she's hot for Ranger ... don't give us cool reflections at a time that needs unbridled heat!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Stephanie's at it again, and it was worth the wait!! Yummy describes this book. I couldn't put it down, and had to re-read certain sections of the book because I couldn't get enough. My department at work consists of 4 women and 2 men--all the women are reading the series, and the men all know who Ranger and Morelli are! Can't wait for #9--Hurry up Janet!
Bookworm1951 More than 1 year ago
Same old plot as the earlier 7 books. Still somewhat funny but I'm getting tired of Stephanie's daily stupidity. In real life, she would have been fired from her job and lost her supporting friends who keep rescuing her.
Brandie on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Okay, now I feel like beating my head against the wall for the main character Stephanie Plum. Girl, get out of this job. I don't know why, but throughout this book I just wanted to smack her, tell her to get a different job, get her personal life in order, and stop playing a bounty hunty before she gets herself killed. Of course, she never will, because she has her two men who are amazingly always able to save her at just exactly the right moment, which comes in handy. But I don't know, all of a sudden I just want her to stop, settle down, get a different job and buying that wedding dress!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed reading this book. I also found it not only entertaining, but very funny. I would like it made into a movie!
Nicole Becker More than 1 year ago
Awesome book! Don't know what i will do when i am done with the series.
Anonymous 9 months ago
Another hit, Just can’t put it down. Never disappoints.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
These books are entertaining and make me laugh. They lighten my mood and make me want friends like she has.
TadAD on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This may be my least favorite of the series so far. It's mostly Stephanie wandering around in a funk and being even more chuckle-headed than usual.
MrsLee on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Ugh. Another wacko into hurting women. I'm getting a little annoyed by Stephanie's lack of competence and her neglect to change that. I did like the ending of this book. I love Stephanie's family.
MonicaLynn on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Stephanie has her perfect or no longer so perfect sister to deal with in this one. Grandma Mazur, is a pip in her own right. She is so funny I just love the way her character is. I think I secretly want to be as outspoken as she is. With the laugh out loud parts and the attempts to collect her FTA's and of course the cars being burned or blown up, this was another action packed great addition to the series. I wish the would make a Tv show out of these, I would be a definite on my DVR to record every episode.
tipsister on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Hard Eight, by Janet Evanovich, is the eighth book in the Stephanie Plum series. I've grown terribly fond of the characters after reading eight novels. The books are easy to pick up and jump right in because I know what I'm getting into. It's like going to a party where you know everyone! No awkward moments. Some books in the series are pretty light and don't have much substance but I didn't find that with Hard Eight.Hard Eight is one of the few books in the series where I really felt that Stephanie was in big trouble. Stephanie started off trying to find a mother who had disappeared with her young daughter. In the process she angered a very bad "business" man who made it his job to terrorize her. And he terrorized her in some severely creepy ways. There was also the very needed humor -especially with the introduction of Albert Kloughn. Such a needy little guy!Throughout the story, I was completely drawn in to see what was going to happen to Stephanie next. It was actually pretty dark and scary. This is definitely one of the better books in the series as far as suspense goes. I really enjoyed it and look forward to continuing the series.
TerriBooks on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Stephanie Plum just keeps being who she is. Laugh out loud at the dialogue, and at some of the images -- you just gotta love it. However, I felt this book was a bit too graphically violent to be fun. I'll read another in a month or so, but hope we don't wallow in the darkness. And I think it was a mistake to let her get into bed with Ranger. Where can she go from here? But I'm willing to proved wrong on that. It will take a skillful author to keep up the sexual tension now. I've been listening to the series on audiobook. I found the reader of this one pretty much ruined the fun for me. She didn't have a Stephanie-like accent or cadence. She sounded way too refined. Not what I've been hearing as Stephanie at all.
x_gussa on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This series is such an easy read. It's like watching a really bad sitcom, that you love despite it being bad. I love it.
erambeau77 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Hard eight, was another good one of the Stephanie Plum series. I am really liking this series. This one was a little slow, but a good read.
les121 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Since the last few Stephanie Plum novels haven¿t quite lived up to the standards set by the first several, my expectations for this series have dropped. That being said, Hard Eight was still exciting, fun, and laugh out loud hilarious, and I still greatly enjoyed it. The ending was disappointing, but the newly introduced Kloughn (pronounced ¿clown¿), a shootout with a snake, and an attack by a flock of geese provide more than enough comic relief to make up for the mediocre plot. Stephanie¿s romantic relationships take new and interesting turns in this installment. Deep down I¿m still rooting for Morelli, but the whole Morelli/Ranger business has dragged on so long that I¿ve ceased to really care what happens. I do not expect much character development, or any real change or progression in these relationships, but I¿ve decided that¿s okay. Evanovich has stumbled upon a formula that works, so why mess with it? At this point, I¿ve resolved to simply enjoy the ride, which is sure to be entertaining. Overall, Hard Eight isn¿t a classic, but it¿s fun and funny, as usual, and fans of the Stephanie Plum series will certainly love it.
bleached on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Comic genius. Another absurd and brilliant Stephanie Plum adventure. In this mystery, Stephanie's parent's next door neighbor asks her to help find her missing granddaughter. But, as always, there's more to the story and the more Stephanie gets involved the more people come after her leaving snakes on her door and spiders in her car and she has to ask the mysterious Ranger for help...again.
kikilon on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Not that many left until I've caught up, and the age gap begins to lessen. Her earlier books had a distinct nineties contemporary feel to them. But is it just me, or is there less and less meat to the stories?
miyurose on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Just when you think Stephanie can't get herself into more trouble...
kariannalysis on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
There was quite a bit of hype to follow Seven Up. Needless to say, Hard Eight didn¿t do it.There were a few things I liked about the book.1: I love Stephanie¿s niece Mary Alice. How can you not love a kid who thinks she¿s a horse?2: I also like the creativity of the murder. I know it¿s morbid, but you gotta love the brain of someone who can be so creative. To get a dead man into an apartment, he is cut in half and placed in gym bags so they are inconspicuous. Clever, to say the least.3: After so many books, you have to get creative with the bad guys. This time they wore costumes. I like the creativity, but it¿s hard to take a guy in a bunny suit seriously, even if he is throwing fire bombs at you.4. Albert Klaughn (Clown) .. enough said. I love the Clown. He reminds me of an 8 year old girl wanting to know everything she can about the world in as little time as possible. I imagine the numerous questions he asks come out a mile a minute.On paper, it seems like ¿What else can you ask for?¿ But, I thought the book was kind of blah. Those things stood out, but in 300 pages, that¿s really not a lot. They can¿t all be 5s.I give Hard Eight 2 bookmarks.
allthesedarnbooks on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
In the eighth book in the series, Stephanie and Morelli are on the outs and Ranger is threatening to cash in on their "deal". Stephanie's parents' next door neighbor, Mabel Markowitz, is about to lose her house because she put it up as collateral for her granddaughter, Evelyn's, custody bond, and now Evelyn and her daughter Annie have disappeared. Stephanie starts to search for Evelyn and Annie and runs afoul of bad guy Eddie Abruzzi. A fun, slightly dark (for Stephanie), read, pretty typical of the series, and just what the doctor ordered. Three and a half stars.
rlk41 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
fun for Stephanie Plum fans--good no-brainer
bookheaven on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Stephanie Plum is always a hoot!
kikianika on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Not that many left until I've caught up, and the age gap begins to lessen. Her earlier books had a distinct nineties contemporary feel to them. But is it just me, or is there less and less meat to the stories?