Good Housekeeping: Computers, Coyotes, And Dust Bunnies

Good Housekeeping: Computers, Coyotes, And Dust Bunnies

by Robert Conder


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Harry and Charlie are on top of the world; their computer game is a number one best seller. After the FBI arrests the company's CEO for some questionable business practices, they are out of a job, and no one will hire them. Even with the help of a State employment specialist, the only job they can find; working for "Good House Keeping" the valley's premier domestic house cleaners. Harry and Charlie are fish out of water, as most of their co-workers are undocumented. For the first time Harry and Charlie need to learn how to clean in order to pay their rent.

As Harry and Charlie acquire new skills they also learn more about the lives of their co-workers; one a well-educated coyote who spends her weekends bringing relatives and friends into the country, and Miya, a senior woman who still waits for her husband to arrive while encouraging others to find love.

The cleaning crew is mistaken for a gang of criminals who might threaten the ruling criminal Family, and the consequences are more than anyone expected.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781543904437
Publisher: BookBaby
Publication date: 09/28/2017
Pages: 116
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.30(d)

About the Author

Bob has always been fascinated with stories and the things we learn and live through them. “It is the escapism, that allows us to soar through the heavens, create unknown worlds, and both suffer and triumph with the characters, which drives us to tell stories. It is how we communicate, teach, and entertain each other.”

As a filmmaker Bob has worked on over 480 film, commercials, theatre, and music videos while participating in almost every aspect of the film industry.

Bob hold a Bachelor Degree in Business, and a Creative Writing Master of Fine Arts, with an emphasis in screenplays. He currently teaches writing and film classes at UVU, when he is not working on a film or commercial project.

Bob lays claim to the loveliest wife, most beautiful children, the smartest and most talented grandchildren in the world.

Table of Contents

Morning 1

The Journey 3

Big Guy Calls 5

Now Its Not 9

On The Ground 11

Maybe Next Time 13

Your Turn To Buy 15

Unclean 19

Mmmm 21

Not The Enemy 25


The Best Way To See Is To Clean 35

Morning Coffee 47

BBQ 51

Did We Move 55

Orange Blossoms 63

Hungery Tiger 71

Complicated 79

Miya Gets The Easy Houses 83

Tell It To Your Mother 89

All It Takes Is Luck 97

New Beginnings 101

About the Author 107

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