FWAP is the acronym describing the US right about now: Failing Without A Pause. Welcome to Forever FWAP, a spoof on motivational books. This book is full of historical figures who have failed in life, but found the strength to move forward. Everybody looks at their screw ups and asks, "why?" This book looks at its infinite impossibilities and ask, "why the crap not?" Congratulations, dear reader! Exult in flawless FWAP! Now is time to raise a glass or two to failure. Raise the whole damn bottle! This book will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will change your life and teach you a few things along the way.