Emotionally Weird

Emotionally Weird

by Kate Atkinson

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Overview

Emotionally Weird is a thoroughly original and hilarious new novel about mothers, daughters, and love, by the author of Behind the Scenes at the Museum

On a weather-beaten island off the coast of Scotland, Effie and her mother, Nora, take refuge in the large, mouldering house of their ancestors and tell each other stories. Nora, at first, recounts nothing that Effie really wants to hear—like who her real father was. Effie tells various versions of her life at college, where in fact she lives in a lethargic relationship with Bob, a student who never goes to lectures, seldom gets out of bed, and to whom Klingons are as real as Spaniards and Germans.

But as mother and daughter spin their tales, strange things are happening around them. Is Effie being followed? Is someone killing the old people? And where is the mysterious yellow dog?

In this brilliant comic narrative, Emotionally Weird, which explores the nonsensical power of language and meaning, Kate Atkinson has created another magical masterpiece.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780312279998
Publisher: Picador
Publication date: 07/06/2001
Edition description: First Edition
Pages: 368
Sales rank: 232,967
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.81(d)

About the Author

Kate Atkinson is the author of several novels, including Behind the Scenes at the Museum, winner of the Whitbread Book of the Year, Human Croquet, Emotionally Weird, Not the End of the World, Case Histories, One Good Turn, and Life after Life. She lives in Edinburgh, Scotland.

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Chapter One

A MONDAY MORNING AND MY DREAMS WERE INTERRUPTED AT SOME unearthly hour by the doorbell ringing with a shrill urgency that implied death, tragedy or a sudden, unexpected inheritance. It was none of those things (not yet anyway), it was Terri. It was only seven o'clock and it seemed likely therefore that rather than being up early she hadn't actually been to bed at all.

    Small and thin, Terri was dressed, as usual, in the manner of a deranged Victorian governess. She had the pale pallor of a three-day-old corpse on her cheek and, despite the dark on the unlit stair, was wearing Wayfarer Ray-Bans.

    Although I had opened the door, Terri's finger remained on the doorbell, as if she had been struck by rigor morris while pressing it. I forcibly removed the finger, almost having to break it in the process. She held out a hand, palm up, and said, 'Give me your George Eliot essay,' her face as expressionless as an assassin's.

    'Or what — die?'

    'Fuck off,' she said succinctly and lit up a cigarette in the manner of a film noir villainess. I shut the door on her and went back to bed and the warm, slack body of Bob with whom I lived in urban squalor in a festering tenement attic in Paton's Lane, former residence of Dundee's reviled yet noble-hearted poet, William Topaz McGonagall. Bob rolled over and muttered some of his usual sleep gibberish ('The leopard's going to miss the train!' 'Got to find that radish,' and so on).

    Bob, known by some people as 'Magic Bob', but for reasons which were obscure and not basedon any sleight-of-hand on Bob's part, was in fact an unmagic Essex boy, Ilford born and bred, although when he remembered, he affected a monotonous, vaguely northern accent to give himself more credibility with his peers.

    Like me, Bob was a student at Dundee University but said that if he had been in charge of the university he would have thrown himself out. He seldom handed in an essay and considered it a point of honour never to go to a lecture and instead lived the slow life of a nocturnal sloth, smoking dope, watching television and listening to Led Zeppelin on his headphones.

    Bob had recently discovered that he was in his final year of university, he had already repeated second year twice — a university record — and for a long time had presumed that somehow he would remain a student for ever, a misconception that had only recently been cleared up. He was supposed to be studying for a joint degree in English and Philosophy. If people asked him what his degree was in he always said 'Joints,' which he thought was a brilliant joke. Bob's sense of humour, such as it was, had been developed by the Goons and honed by The Monkees. Bob's screen hero was Mickey Dolenz, right back to Mickey's early days as Corky in Circus Boy.

    Bob was an unreconstructed kind of person, his other hero was Fritz the Cat and he had a complete lack of interest in anything that involved a sustained attention span. Nor was he political in any way, despite the three unopened volumes of Das Kapital on his bookshelf — which he never could explain, although he had a vague memory of joining a radical Marxist splinter group after seeing If at the cinema. He was prone to the usual obsessions and delusions of boys his age — the Klingons, for example, were as real for Bob as the French or the Germans, more real certainly than, say, Luxemburgers.

    The doorbell rang again, less insistently this time, and when I opened the door Terri was still there. 'Let me in,' she said weakly. 'I think I've got frostbite.'


Terri was a little mid-western princess, a cheerleader gone bad. She may have once had corn-fed kin back in the heartland (although it was easier to imagine her being hatched in the nest of a prehistoric bird) but in time they had all either died or abandoned her. Her father, an executive with Ford, had enrolled her in an English Quaker boarding-school during a brief secondment to Britain and had carelessly left her there on his return to Michigan.

    Terri liked to keep her ethnic origins chameleon, sometimes hinting at Italian, sometimes pogrom-fleeing Russian, a touch of the Orient, a hint of the Hebrew. Only I knew the dull mongrel mix of Irish navvies, Dutch dairymen and Belgian coalminers who by mere genetic chance had given her the appearance of an exotic houri or a handmaiden of Poe. We were the best of friends, we were the worst of friends. We were the sisters we'd never had. I felt sorry for someone so at odds with the mainstream of humanity. Sometimes I wondered if my role in Terri's life wasn't to mediate between her and the living, like a vampire's assistant.

    Although she hated staying in it, Terri did have her own ruffled lair in Cleghorn Street — an unappealing cold-water flat that wasn't good for much other than storing her coffin of earth. In a rare fit of activity she had painted it purple throughout, a colour-scheme that did nothing to alleviate her own darkness. At least Terri, unlike myself, had worked out her future destiny — she was going to marry a very old, very rich man and then 'screw him to death'. She wouldn't be the first, but I doubted whether she would find a suitable candidate in Dundee.

    I fumbled around in the dark for a candle. We were in the midst of a discontented winter of strikes and three-day weeks which meant there was no electricity this morning. If I had been capable of forethought, which I feared I never would be, I would have bought a torch by now. I would also have managed to acquire a Thermos flask. And a hot-water bottle. And batteries. I wondered how many three-day weeks it would take before civilization began to break down. Sooner for some than others, I supposed.

    From the window I could see that across the water in Fife they had electricity. The houses of Newport and Wormit were studded with cheerful lights as more purposeful people than us embarked on their day. If it had been daylight we would have had a magnificent view of the rail bridge and its freight of trains, the black iron lacework curving lazily across a Tay that was sometimes silvery, often not, and which in today's dark dawnlight was like a ribbon of tar running past the city.

    In the bedroom, Bob was still fast asleep. In these night-like days of hibernation his waking hours were even more severely curtailed than usual.

    'The butterfly's got the cornflakes,' a sleepfaring Bob warned us in a loud voice.

    'I don't know what you see in him,' Terri said.

    'Neither do I,' I said gloomily.

    It couldn't have been his looks that attracted me, as Bob looked much like everyone else did — the Zapata moustache, the gold hoop earring, the greasy Royalist locks curling over badly deported shoulders. He looked, if anything, like a tramp — an impression reinforced by the second-hand army boots and the oversized air-force greatcoat he habitually wore.

    Bob had recently discovered the meaning of life, a discovery that seemed to have made no difference whatsoever to his everyday existence.

    I met Bob the first week I was at university. I was already eighteen years old and thought that I could discern a certain librarian caste to my features and was afraid I would end up a lonely figure, forever wandering a spinster wasteland, and it was mere chance that Bob was the first person to cross my path the morning I decided to lose my virginity.

    I met him when he ran me over. Bob was on a bicycle and I was on a pavement, which perhaps gives an indication of whose fault the accident was. I broke my wrist (or rather, Bob broke my wrist), and the exciting combination of circumstances — drama, blood and a brown-eyed man — all served to make me think that destiny had spoken and therefore I should listen.

    Bob hit me because he swerved to miss a dog. The man who would sooner run over a woman than a dog introduced himself by bending over me where I lay on the pavement, staring at me in amazement, as if he'd never seen a woman before, and saying, 'Wow, what a bummer.'

    The dog came out of the accident unscathed, if a little surprised, and was returned to its tearful owner. Bob rode to the Dundee Royal Infirmary in the ambulance with me and had to be physically stopped from inhaling the gas and air.


Terri had finally taken her sunglasses off after tripping over Bob's boots left carelessly in the middle of the floor. There were many drawbacks to living with Bob, not the least of which was the way he created a mysterious amount of self-replicating debris that constantly threatened to engulf him.

    With no power and the cupboard bare, we had to imagine breakfast. Hot chocolate and cinnamon toast for Terri, while I preferred Braithwaites' 'Household' blend tea with one of Cuthbert's wellfired white rolls, its outside crisp and blackened, its inside filled with doughy white air. We remained hungry, however, for you cannot really eat your own words.

    'Well, at least being up at this hour means we'll make it to Archie's tutorial on time for once,' I said, without any great enthusiasm, but when I looked at Terri closely I realized she had fallen asleep. She should take more care, she had just the kind of sluggish metabolism that gets people buried alive in family crypts and glass coffins. In some ways (but not in others) Terri would have made the perfect wife for Bob — they could have simply slept their way through married life. Rip van Winkle and Duchess Anaesthesia, the lost, sleepy daughter of the Romanovs.

    I gave her a little pinch and said, 'You know you shouldn't—' but then I came under the sleep spell as well.

    Sometimes I wondered if we weren't all unwittingly taking part in drug trials being conducted covertly by a pharmaceutical company, perhaps for a drug with the opposite effects of speed. They could just call it Slow when it hit the market. Perhaps that was who was watching me — an undercover research assistant observing 'the effects of Slow on his unsuspecting guinea-pig. Because I was sure someone was watching me. ('Well, you know what they say,' Bob said, in what I think was a misguided effort to comfort me, 'just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.')

    For several days now I had been aware of the unseen eyes on me, of the inaudible feet dogging my every footstep. I hoped it was merely the projection of a heated imagination rather than the beginnings of some paranoid delusional breakdown that would end on a locked ward in Lift, the village where the local mental hospital was located. ('Take more drugs,' was the advice of Bob's best friend, Shug.)

    I woke up with a jolt. My head had been pillowed uncomfortably on the edge of Wittgenstein's Tractatus and the book had left a painful gouge in my cheek. Terri was making little whimpering noises, dreaming about chasing rabbits again.

    I shook her awake, 'Come on, we're going to be late.'


My new resolution, rather late in my final year I realized, was to attend all the lectures, tutorials and seminars that I was supposed to. This was in a vain bid to curry favour with as many of the English department staff as possible because I was now so behind with my work that it was becoming increasingly unlikely that I would even be able to sit my degree, let alone pass it. I didn't understand how I'd got so behind with everything, especially when I was trying so hard to keep up.

    Terri was even more behind than I was, if that was possible. The George Eliot essay ('Middlemarch is a treasure house of detail, but an indifferent whole.' Can Middlemarch be defended against this criticism by Henry James?) was just one of the many pieces of work that we hadn't managed to do.

    I dressed as if for a polar expedition in as many clothes as I could find — woollen tights, a long needlecord pinafore dress, several reject men's golfing sweaters that had been acquired in a St Andrews Woollen Mill sale, scarf, gloves, knitted hat, and, lastly, an old beaver coat, bought for ten shillings in the pawn shop at the West. Port, a coat that still had a comforting old lady smell of camphor and violet cachous about it.

    'Ontological proof,' Bob shouted mysteriously in his sleep — a concept he wouldn't even know the meaning of if he was awake.

    Terri grimaced and replaced her sunglasses and pulled on a black beret so that now she looked like a deranged governess engaged in guerrilla warfare. A Weathergirl.

    'Let's do it,' she said, and we slipped out into the shock of a morning that crackled with cold so that every time we spoke our breath came out in cold white clouds like the speech bubbles in the Beano. We trudged up Paton's Lane and as we turned onto the Perth Road, the invisible, ever-watchful pair of eyes monitored our progress.

    'Maybe it's the eye of God,' Terri said. I was sure God, if he existed at all, which was highly unlikely, would have better things to do with his time than watch me.

    'Maybe he doesn't,' Terri said. 'Maybe he's like a really ... trivial guy. Who knows?' Who indeed.

Reading Group Guide

About this Guide

The following author biography and list of questions about Emotionally Weird are intended as resources to aid individual readers and book groups who would like to learn more about the author and this book. We hope that this guide will provide you a starting place for discussion, and suggest a variety of perspectives from which you might approach Emotionally Weird.

Discussion Questions

1. Reviewers have noted that his novel is the equivalent of a magic trick. How does Atkinson accomplish this?

2. Consider, for example, Effie's writing assignment on Henry James's critique of Middlemarch as a formless collection of detail. Could the same be said of Effie's story and Emotionally Weird as a whole? Can you think of other instances where Atkinson seems to be tricking her audience? What does this narrative technique say about Atkinson's view on writing and language?

3. Paranoia and the feeling of being watched—the constant reference to eyes and looking, Bob's paranoid exclamations, and even Atkinson's own linguistic agility, which reminds readers of her presence—is a theme which is present throughout the novel. How does this theme affect the narrative? Does it create suspense? To what degree is this feeling a fabrication and to what degree is it a reality in the world of the novel?

4. What does Atkinson's use of different fonts for the various narratives in the story accomplish in terms of storytelling and writing? Did you find it effective?

5. Is it clear that the narrator is extremely self-conscious—so much so, that sh's constantly rewriting her own life story. How does this level of self-consciousness affect her credibility as a narrator? How do the constant interruptions to Effie's storytelling (the water boiling, the wind, etc.) affect the autobiographical genre that Atkinson is exploring here?

6. The sequences with Effie and Nora on the island seem to take place in the present, that is to say, all the other narratives are stories from Effie and Nora's past (and imagination) that they recount to each other. Why is it, then, that it is precisely these sequences that have the most dream-like quality about them and seem to be the most surreal? What does this say about the novel as a whole?

7. As the narrative progresses, more and more characters enter the story. Nora even makes a complaint to Effie, saying that there are far too many minor and side characters (p. 167). Moreover, most of these characters are also writing their own novels; even Effie herself is writing a murder mystery. How does this issue of writing about writing fit into the larger theme of the novel? What does it say about writing itself?

8. The shaggy yellow dog is a character in his own right. What does the dog represent in the novel? What is his function?

9. What does Emotionally Weird say about relationships between mothers and daughters? Does Effie's relationship with Nora progress or regress by the book's end?

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
there are so many twist and turns. the language is terrific if your trying to improve on your vocabulary. you really need to concentrate on the story line, it jump back and forth. i didn't care for that type of drama. But i do think the author is very gifted.
Guest More than 1 year ago
The book seems to be non-sensical, but when you're done with it, you feel thrilled to have been privy to all of their secrets.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is about a girl and her mother, who sit around an old house of their ancestors telling each other about their past and unveiling secrets the whole way through. This book is a great book, despite the odd title.
cloggiedownunder More than 1 year ago
Emotionally Weird is the third stand-alone novel by award-winning British author, Kate Atkinson. It is the early seventies and twenty-one-year-old Euphemia Andrews (Effie) goes home to the family’s summer holiday house on a remote west coast Scottish island where she shares stories with her mother Eleanora (Nora). Effie relates recent events in her life at University in Dundee; Nora, at first unforthcoming, begins to reveal facts about Effie’s true heritage (like her real surname), eventually relating the history of the Stuart-Murray family, including the death of the aunt after whom Effie was named. In Dundee, while trying to meet essay deadlines for her English degree and thinking about leaving the incredibly lazy Bob, Effie becomes convinced she is being followed: there’s this woman in a red coat; and a middle-aged ex-cop turned PI named Chick driving a white Cortina keeps turning up. There are a few deaths that may or may not be natural; several people around her believe someone is trying to kill them; her friend Terri is looking for a lost yellow dog; her tutor’s son is released from prison. Effie relates the events at Dundee like a novel, with Nora interrupting to critique her characters, plot and dialogue. Similarly, Effie interjects into Nora’s story-telling.  Atkinson’s character descriptions (and there is a large cast) are marvellously evocative. The description of the English tutorial (obviously taken from Atkinson’s own experience) is at once blindingly accurate and hilariously funny. The ongoing commentary on creative writing and the (over-)analysis of literature is clever and amusing. The atmosphere of early seventies is expertly conveyed. This is effectively a story (or several) within a story within a story, and Atkinson manages to include snippets of poetry, a play, a medieval fantasy saga, a crime novel, a metaphysical epic tome, and a Mills & Boon style romance, each printed in its own appropriate text style. While Effie’s story does seem to ramble on a bit, drawing criticism from Nora, Emotionally Weird has plenty of humour (some of it quite black) and enough intrigue to keep the reader engaged to the final pages. Another excellent dose of Atkinson.
Anonymous 12 months ago
At times I found this book confusing, but I certainly laughed at the characters. Took some time to get to the pay off.
Greatrakes on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I think this my favourite Kate Atkinson book. It's the story of Effie Andrews, told by Effie Andrews to her 'mother' Nora and sub-edited real time by Nora. It's interspersed with the novels of fellow students at Dundee university and with Effie's own Detective novel. Effie's mother isn't her mother, her grandmother isn't her grandmother and her father is unknown, there are various murders, and a disreputable private detective.The structure is completely nuts, but the book made me laugh out loud throughout, I especially loved the domestic life of Effie and Bob, the lazy, Star Trek loving, Philosophy student who talks in his sleep. It's Nora's own story that eventually leads Effie to the truth about her parents.
neverlistless on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I think this is the best Atkinson I've read yet! Completely hilarious, with a bit of a mystery that slowly unravels and then spits out at the end. It's set, of course, in Scotland and focuses on Effie, a young woman working on an English degree. She has some crazy friends (including Bob, the slacker boyfriend who really only sleeps and gets high, whom she's constantly trying to figure out a way to get rid of) who are just hilarious and an eccentric bunch of literature professors who all have tendencies to have accidents and get hurt.The way the novel is portrayed is in the form of a story - Effie is telling the story of what her life is like when she's at University to her mother in hopes that her mother will share the story of her own life. Effie's mother (Nora) lives on a secluded island off of the coast of Scotland and seems to be running from something. All in all - if you like stormy nights on a secluded island, reading about literature students, and hilarious writing - then check this one out!!
LadyBlossom on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
In some parts this book had me laughing out loud, I did find that my interest faded towards the end however.
Clurb on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Yes, this book has its moments and I did find myself smiling once or twice. And yes, there are some moderately enjoyable characters in there (I'm thinking Professor Cousins), but a hundred pages or so away from the end, I just wanted it to be over. There's not much of a plot, and certainly no gripping conclusion and I have to admit that I was reduced to skim reading a fair bit of it just to help the story progress. Probably an alright book to dip in and out of occassionally, but that's about it. Nowhere near as good as Behind The Scenes At The Museum.
rutibegga on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
this book kicked off my author-crush on kate atkinson. i read this while on vacation and could not put it down. this book is magical, spellbinding, and weird enough for me to love.
sussabmax on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I really liked this book. A lot. I should warn you, though, if you like your books firmly grounded in reality, this book is not for you. It was very bizarre, and clearly metaphorical on one level, but also true, given the epilogue. It is about the stories that we tell to each other more than anything. No one tells what actually happened, whether by memory slip or by design, but those stories do generally convey some truth about the experience. Very strange book, but quite good. I was surprised by the ending, too, even though I spent more energy than is usual for me on trying to figure out what was going to happen (or, for that matter, what was happening at any point).
AJBraithwaite on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Loved this book. LibraryThing recommended Behind the scenes at the museum, but the library only had this. I like films and books that make a point of being self-conscious (I'm sure there's a proper literary-criticism term for what I mean here, but I don't know what it is) - and the way that parts of the story got re-written as you go along was fun. I thought the portrayal of the English department at Dundee was excellent (I work for Dundee myself, some of the time, so it was particularly relevant for me). Really looking forward to reading her other stuff now.
dhelmen on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I Love this book. It makes me laugh out loud many times and satirizes many things I have experienced: hippies and activisits, writers and students, professors and parents. My favorite book and one i look to for inspiration when i have writers block
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Try reading this with your boyfriend reading with you it is sooooooooooooo akward........... but weird is weird i cant do anything about it. But its an awesome book.
Voracious-readerJR More than 1 year ago
I found this a very disorienting book at the beginning. After figuring out the format, it became somewhat more interesting. Was the university level experience really like this in the 60s? There was a lot of extra explanations that I learned to skip and did not distract from the story. I will not read any more books by this author.
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