Death: A Life

Death: A Life

by George Pendle

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Overview

The shocking new memoir from Death—this long-awaited autobiography finally reveals the inner story of one of the most troubling, and troubled, figures in history

At last, the mysterious, feared, and misunderstood being known only as “Death” talks frankly and unforgettably about his infinitely awful existence, chronicling his abusive childhood, his near-fatal addiction to Life, his excruciating time in rehab, and the ultimate triumph of his true nature. For the first time, Death reveals his affairs with the living, his maltreatment at the hands of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the ungodly truth behind the infamous “Jesus Incident,” and the loneliness of being the End of All Things.

Intense, unpredictable, and instantly engaging, Death: A Life is not only a story of triumph against all odds, but also a tender, moving tale of unconditional love in a universe that, despite its profound flaws, gave Death the fiery determination to carve out a successful existence on his own terms.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780307395603
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication date: 09/30/2008
Pages: 270
Sales rank: 384,458
Product dimensions: 5.10(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Death was born in Hell, the only son of Satan and Sin. He was educated in the Palace of Pandemonium and the Garden of Eden. Since before the Dawn of Time, he has ushered souls into the darkness of eternity. This is his first book.

George Pendle
is the author of Strange Angel and The Remarkable Millard Fillmore. His work has appeared in the Financial Times, the Los Angeles Times, and the Guardian, among others.

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Death: A Life 4.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 36 reviews.
Manda_Berry More than 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Who knew Death had such an entertaining life? There are a few illustrations throughout the book that add to the funny factor.
lotusflower76 More than 1 year ago
Hilarious!! Very provacative to traditionally religious people. Loved it!
Scavenger13 More than 1 year ago
This is a great farce on Death and religion in general. It is NOT sacrilegious in any way. It is a fun frolicking look at how Death sees himself. The book begins at his birth, and takes a whimsical look at his own life, how he deals with his lot in life (excuse me, Death!) and how he finds a love, becomes "human" (or nearly so), how he deals with that loss, and how he relates to a rather psychotic Heaven (i.e. Jesus, God, and the angels). It is an easy read, and takes the entire philosophy of death, life, heaven and hell to and extreme never before investigated!
Lunchmeat More than 1 year ago
I found this title in an airline magazine while traveling; the summary sounded very intriguing. The first page brings this book and Death, to life. If you have a sense of humor and are looking for an escape from everyday reality, this is a great read. George Pendle takes a highly renowned but little known figure and opens him up for inspection. Death has an adolescence, paternal problems, addiction issues, even a girlfriend. But, I think it¿s his love for puppies that made him seem almost human. Reading of Death¿s exploits throughout Creation and how his input helped fashion the world we called Earth will, at the very minimum, make you smile¿if not, maybe it¿s time you meet him personally.
Devil_llama on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This book is a delightful romp through history as thold through the eyes of the man who watched it all die - Death himself, spawn of Satan and Sin. Even the introduction is a hoot, and the acknowledgments - the most original ever written, I'm sure. History is compressed, as you would expect from an eternal being who existed before time, and transcends time and space. His line about how there was death on Mars was a great way to close a fun book, a book which could sneak in a little historical education without you even realizing you'd just walked through history, as seen through the eyes of Death. Great book; not for those with a prudish or traditional sense of humor.
DanaJean on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This book was so clever and entertaining, I couldn't put it down. Recently losing my mother to breast cancer, I have embarked on a journey to understand myself, life and death. Fiction, non-fiction, grief, spirituality--I'm chasing my own dragon--anything to help me learn why -- and I stumbled on this little tale. You may think it odd that I picked a humor book about death after my loss--not such an odd pairing if you knew me. A memoir of Death's life, it made references to things that just tickled my funny bone, made me question and made me sad too. Super witty, you best have a sense of humor about yourself and your beliefs. There is a continued learning opportunity in this book about world history, religion, and other fiction , if one were so inclined. I enjoyed this book and found it oddly comforting in my life as I know it here and now.Smart, well written. I recommend it.And as Mr. Pendle points out, "Jesus, still reigns in Heaven, bitch!"Oh my Lord, I needed that laugh!Yes, I'm going--straighttoHell.
ErinMarieW More than 1 year ago
It's a good fun read but there isn't much to this book. Don't start reading and expect to find all the answers. It is quite funny.
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I have never laughed out loud reading a book before, hands down best book I have ever read.
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Gypsysong More than 1 year ago
Excellent read!
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Nekko_fox More than 1 year ago
A beautifully irreligious book that mocks life, death, heaven, hell, God, Satan, the universe, humanity, inhumanity, and everything therein. A must read unless you have some logic-devoid attachment to some religious doctrine.
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My all time favorite!!!!
Meli_Green More than 1 year ago
This isn't usually the type of book I would read, but I saw the cover and immediately picked it up. I read the back of the book and thought it was something that looked pretty good. It took me a little bit to get through the beginning, but the minute he meets the unicorn I was hooked. I was laughing out loud at more than half of the book. It's definitely something different but it was definitely a fun read!
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Stapleton_J More than 1 year ago
You're probably used to a book with only one storyline. Trying to push out of the ordinary with literature is something difficult. To give an extra "oomph" in a book is something rare. That's what every teen wants and every adult strives for: to stand out. Nothing stands out more than Death A Life. If you enjoy novels with love, pain, loss, but none-the-less humorous Death A Life is something worth reading for you. You'll feel strange emotions. You'll want to know what you're really feeling, with all the irony and pain, you'll never know if it's joy or frustration. The book gives you a chance to follow along with emotions and laughter. It's a book that is completely based on pain and sarcasm. This novel is an answer to that question. You want to know more about the mysterious creature that decides who stays and who goes in this world.This book gives insight to something almost every human being wonders about "Who is this Death we all know so well?" It even explains what God, all mighty Lord, was thinking when he created the world in which the living, well, live. The cover holds in the magnificent story of how Death grew up in Hell, raised by Sin, born by Satan. It tells how obscured his views were, ans how lost he was before the beginning of time; no purpose in his life. Death A Life shows how someone in Hell, and even taught the ways of Hell, could change. It showed how he could develop into someone else, with emotions and ideas. If you like the idea of a biography, something that answers your questions to life, death, and the exsistance of humans as a whole, you should pick of Death A Life. It's the most hilarious, sarcastic, sad, and ironic book ever. And, the novel is completely worth every second of your time. It's the farthest thing from boring.
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